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@missing_craps

Poet writer * seasonal bookseller to the stars * unemployed adjunct * poetry editor @smoothfriends * she

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Hey I have a pamphlet of poems out called “Beef Cherries” and you can buy it here on sliding scale all sales go to trans mutual aid! almanacpress.xyz


Deadnamed by the credit score email on Xmas day but it went up


Patiently awaiting my Frank Frazetta 2026 wall calendar


Who is our Frank Capra?


Disgraced professor Crafts


The brutality of Christmas


It’s not a recession it’s an affordability crisis


Customer today told me my outfit was like if Britney Spears grew up to be a librarian


The celebrity farm


The lonoooogue duree amirite?


The path to the meat plateau


What if Jesus had a tattoo that said “gods favorite” in swirly script font over his right eyebrow


I like that James Cameron thinks that using expensive cameras and technology improves the quality of the film he is making like there’s this one to one relation between production and consumption read some Marx bro


If a dude jerks off to AI porn does the quality of the orgasm suffer in a commiserate way to the realism of the image?


Hopefully by this time next year they will have removed a strip of flesh from my forehead to advance my hairline and used a bone file on my jaw and brow


New Year’s resolutions: tweet more, start drinking again


Taking my interaction with flea as a good omen for the new year


See you at the joyless poetry reading


Being able to read has made me a pariah


Sold a book to Flea which I’m taking as a good omen for the new year


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