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I film weddings. Sometimes they pay me.

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Vintage Lucille Bluth.


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Loyola-Chicago has a 101-year old nun? That's cool, but there are probably lots of 101-year old nuns out there. It’s way more impressive/unique that Loyola has the first-ever 49-year old mall cop ever to play Division I college basketball

rodger's tweet image. Loyola-Chicago has a 101-year old nun? That's cool, but there are probably lots of 101-year old nuns out there. 
It’s way more impressive/unique that Loyola has the first-ever 49-year old mall cop ever to play Division I college basketball

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Another piece to the puzzle. @cj_wentz | #ForTheShoe


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Eyes are fixated on Harry styles chest during his Grammys performance to make sure his nipples don’t pop out. The second they do I am turning the TV off and banning the Grammys for good

rajat_suresh's tweet image. Eyes are fixated on Harry styles chest during his Grammys performance to make sure his nipples don’t pop out. The second they do I am turning the TV off and banning the Grammys for good
rajat_suresh's tweet image. Eyes are fixated on Harry styles chest during his Grammys performance to make sure his nipples don’t pop out. The second they do I am turning the TV off and banning the Grammys for good
rajat_suresh's tweet image. Eyes are fixated on Harry styles chest during his Grammys performance to make sure his nipples don’t pop out. The second they do I am turning the TV off and banning the Grammys for good
rajat_suresh's tweet image. Eyes are fixated on Harry styles chest during his Grammys performance to make sure his nipples don’t pop out. The second they do I am turning the TV off and banning the Grammys for good

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Bugs Bunny Explains How LeBron Helped Him Get Sober For Role In ‘Space Jam’ Sequel bit.ly/3e8Sb8R

TheOnion's tweet image. Bugs Bunny Explains How LeBron Helped Him Get Sober For Role In ‘Space Jam’ Sequel bit.ly/3e8Sb8R

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Dappled Sunbeam Wasted On Corpse In Woods bit.ly/2O9Uk9r

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the large boulder is also blocking San Miguel Sheriff's Department from retrieving their thesaurus

A large boulder the size of a large boulder is blocking the southbound lane Hwy 145 mm28 in Stoner Creek area of Montezuma County. Expect delays. #largeboulder

SheriffAlert's tweet image. A large boulder the size of a large boulder is blocking the southbound lane Hwy 145 mm28 in Stoner Creek area of Montezuma County. Expect delays. #largeboulder


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I’ll be live in 15 minutes.. can’t wait to chat about The Colts winning the Super Bowl next year all of a sudden

Philadelphia has agreed to trade Carson Wentz to the Indianapolis Colts in exchange for a 2021 third-round pick and a conditional 2022 second-round pick that could turn into a first, league sources tell @mortreport and me.



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Climbing up the big red curtains for what is objectively the best view of the screen, then grunting and moaning the whole show as I try to maintain my grip while people throw sodas at me and yell “shut up”, “stop”, and “you’re freaking my son out” 😢

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The ball movement is on another level. (via @Pacers)


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It’s sad that today if you gave a kid a calculator they would ask “how do I take a selfie with this?” That is, if they stop drinking their Starbucks for even a minute.


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There's some context for us. "The more things change..."

October 27, 1918:

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Scientists discover bizarre hell planet where it rains rocks and oceans are made of lava cbsn.ws/3jWVL5b


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From The Archives: Crowd Roars In Approval As Makeup-Smeared Trump Begs Rally To Tell Him He’s Beautiful bit.ly/3dMMefB

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Report: Amtrak Loses $100 Million Annually To Route Interruptions Caused By Mustachioed Villains Tying Kidnapped Damsels To Railroad Tracks link.chtbl.com/TheTopicalEp176

TheOnion's tweet image. Report: Amtrak Loses $100 Million Annually To Route Interruptions Caused By Mustachioed Villains Tying Kidnapped Damsels To Railroad Tracks link.chtbl.com/TheTopicalEp176

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This is tough. I like them both


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This is the last known photo of the couple together before they became the subject of an eight-part true-crime podcast sponsored by Casper Mattresses.

What's stopping you from doing this with your partner

HeeraTarantino's tweet image. What's stopping you from doing this with your partner


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Man’s Ironclad Grasp Of Issue Can Withstand 2 Follow-Up Questions bit.ly/2D7uHRE

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this is so nice. they are letting the queen kill this man with a sword 😭🥺


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