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I am the rhino designer 🎱 🤎

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A toddler of that Mormon Tradwife experiencing demonic possession while waiting for their grilled cheese


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Come ride my chariot of fire, baby

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I’ll be tuning in to Heaven Bent to hear the #fearlessfive !! This podcast is doing great work.

On the next episode of Heaven Bent, we go back in time to April 1st, 2014. How did @MikeBickle, and other members of the ELT, respond to a formal presentation of serious grievances from 5 former #IHOPKC students? And, can any comparisons be made to how IHOP is responding to…



It turns out it wasn’t a reading slump it was a TV hump


The little engine that if he wanted to would


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even after eating an entire half gallon of this, I cannot escape the memory of those I have wronged, my wickedness, and that which can never be undone

aseriousmang's tweet image. even after eating an entire half gallon of this, I cannot escape the memory of those I have wronged, my wickedness, and that which can never be undone

My bank email me with a good idea they will give me $1,000 if I deposit $100,000


When I woke up this morning it didn’t even cross my mind that my fart might scare a bird today


Telling everyone my ex husband had an affair but really he caught me goin potty in the sump pump hole


The Backstreet Boys began in a blimp warehouse


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The CK in Louis CK stands for Calvin Klein


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glasses are the windows to the eyes


Watching Christopher meloni in VeEp has me praying he will make an adam Sandler esque filmography of comedies✝️ the world will love this please someone tell Hollywood to “just do it”


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If cheese & jacking off are crutches than baby these ankles are permanently sprained


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Me (if I was a Hogwarts Professor and Hitler was a student there): late for class again, Mr Hitler? Twenty points from Gryffindor (he’s a Gryffindor in this scenario)


At age 34 I am so severely dizzy from Mario kart


If I were a machine I’d wanna be the one giving Oreos their middles or maybe a smoke detector Bc they really feel like part of the family hmmm


My fav color is Houston we have a PURPLE

murphyjerky's tweet image. My fav color is Houston we have a PURPLE

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