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Guys in the office in absolute shambles after being told that Lulu Lemon dress pants are not business attire


Twitter hiatus over, how we doing boys and girls


I’m not trying to be dramatic here but using excel on a mac is genuinely making me want to blow my brains out


The purest levels of locked in are not reached until I am in a deep state from listening to the same song on repeat for the 17th time


Men will never know the fun of working with a manicure i just be like click click click tap tap tap type type


I be boiling the ocean and spinning my wheels Fr


I am a woman

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First year analyst just asked me if I had a formatting precedent for how to take notes on calls. Ngmi bro


“Keep your eye on your phone because it’s gonna be that kind of weekend” Bro just tell me to kms Fr


I can recognize the rhythm of an F2 escape F2 escape F2 escape rampage much like one can recognize the sound of their mother’s voice in a crowd


I don’t want to have a coffee chat. I want to smash


The sexual tension when there’s just you and one other person in the elevator is almost worse than when u see someone cute at an airport


U know it’s gonna be a long day when you wake up and realize you forgot to plug your phone in 😭


Getting through a day of work without headphones is harder than getting through a day of work without nicotine


Every Monday I wake up and start counting down the days to Friday


Listen to me Pouring a packet of liquid IV into your coffee Leads to peak efficiency


Sometimes my job makes me cry a tiny bit


Men love to refer to their friends as “i have a buddy who…”


Why do people in this job try to big dick each other with how much they work “I worked allllll weekend” Ok that’s not cool, that’s sad. Go call your mom dude


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