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Hey @HarrisTeeter, I know it's fall, but your spring mix with baby spinach leaves shouldn't include ACTUAL leaves!

napoleoncomplex's tweet image. Hey @HarrisTeeter, I know it's fall, but your spring mix with baby spinach leaves shouldn't include ACTUAL leaves!

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Island Rodents Take On Nightmarish Proportions ow.ly/ODWRT via @dukeresearch

DukeU's tweet image. Island Rodents Take On Nightmarish Proportions ow.ly/ODWRT  via @dukeresearch


6'1" and absolutely no space between my knees and the seat in front of me. Great work @united.

napoleoncomplex's tweet image. 6'1" and absolutely no space between my knees and the seat in front of me. Great work @united.

Awesome bar chalkboard portrait of @ConanOBrien.

napoleoncomplex's tweet image. Awesome bar chalkboard portrait of @ConanOBrien.

Happy to be watching the Duke game with my sisters. My littlest sister starts giggling when the announcer says "He's had his hands on a ...


Add Geer Street Garden to my "Dead to Me" list. Single worst restaurant experience ever. EVER.


Best day of the fall!

napoleoncomplex's tweet image. Best day of the fall!

It's as if Thomas M. DeBoni and Santa Claus decided to start a band...

napoleoncomplex's tweet image. It's as if Thomas M. DeBoni and Santa Claus decided to start a band...

I have gotten far too many emails to my work account about Nazis from space...


Go A's! First playoff berth since 2006! Let's go for the sweep!


Just got a call from @VerizonWireless saying that my reception problems are the fault of foliage, not them. How dare you blame my bushes!


xkcd just wasted half of my morning... xkcd.com/1110/


Either the floor of this bathroom has recently been mopped, or someone has peed EVERYWHERE...


Crowdsourced science! Support research for the price of a beer! rockethub.com/projects/7501-…


When exactly did "young adult paranormal romance" become a legitimate genre (i.e. mentioned on NPR)?


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