Mark Durst
@ItsNotLenin
Math, science, music, books, cooking, blah, blah, blah
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Dear @askIyft, I believe I was never prompted to tip my driver on my most recent ride, and forgot to do so. I would like to tip Aaron after the fact and also comment most positively on his services.
Hey @British_Airways, you lost both my wife's and my bag. We don't know which description corresponds to which bag tag (and therefore to which missing baggage report): ORDBA74273 or ORDBA74274. Reporting process does not permit this ambiguity.
Hey L.A. Times: is that what you call a moderate Republican?
"Bring a smaller bottle next time. If the agent's a douche, he'll take it away." Non-douche TSA agent left anonymous for his protection.
In an interminable line 5369 miles from my last interminable line. At least this one doesn't claim to be an express line.
VIrgin Atlantic lounge at SFO is the best ever. Also, fabulous Pan Am exhibit at SFO museum.
Not nearly so disturbing to see a dead skunk as to hit a live one. Also: short of wrecking the car, sometimes hard to avoid mustelidocide.
Best footnote ever in a statistics book imgur.com/gallery/17Ua5 /via @SoyApone
Power out in our square mile / Across the freeway / The rich are no better off
Misread "Celerity Cardinal Charter School" as "Celebrity Carnival Charter School". Now have 13-episode midseason replacement deal from NBC.
Anchor Tattoo in Vacaville. I'm not sure it's a good business decision to specialize so much.
Bike To Work poster is headed "Let's Roll San Mateo County!" Punctuation error? Or encouragement of large-scale sociopathic behavior? YBTJ
Gentleman outside Glen Park BART wants me to "Buy some WEED?" at 6:38 am. I admire his entrepreneurship, however dubious his business plan.
Denture cleanser: "Kills millions of bacteria.". Really. You advertise that it works that poorly?
SF Chronicle headline: "Anti-tobacco campaigns shift to light smokers". Excellent idea if you can get them to hold still. Use lots of fuel!
Jack Donaghy: "Every GE product has to be no more than six sigmas from perfection." 30 Rock writer knows statistics AND business fads?
The directions for my antibiotics say "Take 1 tablet orally 2 times a day until gone." Until THEY'RE gone, I hope.
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