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noah de leon

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local chaos agent

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I tweet for like two people and neither of them are that interested in it


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eating a sandwich, listening to music whatever song im with it. The only thing that could ruin this is an honest reflection on my life


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this miller light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine


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Day 1 no sugar

Day 1 no sugar



Well I DID wake up with a big belly today that’s for sure

If I had magically woke up with a big belly today & my goal was to become unrecognizable by summer 2026, here's everything I'd do:



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Remove these from your house at once

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the drunk texts are charging up in our bodies right now


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I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.


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bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine


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ever since i was a little kid i knew i would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia


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How it feels watching people who get Christmas to New Year off.

svershbow's tweet image. How it feels watching people who get Christmas to New Year off.

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2013 is about love. Dont kiss people 'ironically' this year. Look at them in the eyes and say "This is real" then press your lips into them.


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Detroit strip club architecture

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JoshLipnik's tweet image. Detroit strip club architecture

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Either we ban AI or we reinstate Panera Suicide Beverages, I just want us to be consistent


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This has been the longest week of Elmo's life.


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had a moment washing dishes where i believed maybe for the first time ever that so long as i’m alive, i get to try again and do it differently, and it made me genuinely weep. then i picked up my phone and hopped between instagram and tiktok for 2 hours


think maybe I just never need to take anything that seriously ever again?


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This piece of shit app and some coffee


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the concept of me seeing cameron winter for $33.51 in april this year and now resale tickets to see him are $500+


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