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Granny Biscuits

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I enjoy podcasts and alternative comedy.

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@Ke1sea yeah, I would love that. But we gotta make a plan before @yungwebding can go around saying its a plan. :p


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What is a "tree"? never mind figured it out.


Me: "babe, eventually you're gonna have to stop wearing graphic tees." Her: "WHY?!"


So I escaped with R2-D2... crashed my X-wing in a swamp... Yoda, yoda, yoda... I'm a Jedi Master now.


*answers phone in foreign language* ...is this the tailor? YES. do you by chance repair denim jeans? YES, YOU NEED HAM? BRING IN, I HAM.


Tired of biting into apples and thinking 'this would be better if it was less sweet and full of sand'? Try Pears!


Before dogs were domesticated, who flipped there ears right-side out for them?


@raditouille i don't need a pocket, i need shorter sleeves. DUMMY.


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If ya feeling ill, grab some pho. Shoutout to the Vietnamese for coming up with that broth.


Welp. It was a good run, but I accidentally touched a cut on my knuckle to a toilet seat just now so I guess 23 is as far as I make it.


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I took the what quiz are you quiz and got ha ha you are dumb


Two glasses of wine with my Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl. #thirdshiftperks


Get on my level @Ke1sea: I learned the Spanish skill Conjunctions on duolingo.com


"You sold that baby for crack money!" #SVUnocontext


Whatever! Shut up, I'm not a milk-drinker! -girlfriend playing Skyrim


Outstanding balance sounds like a good thing. Why can't it be a good thing.


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