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had an insane crash out this morning read kristin lavransdatter in a coffee shop for two hours ate at a diner w husband and kids took a nap going to have a diet coke watch scuffed realtor and crochet


put toddler and baby down to nap at the same time baby wakes up after 10 min hang with baby for an hour put baby back down toddler wakes up immediately please make it stop


march 2024 i got an ear infection that ended up getting so bad it somehow took out my ability to talk and that was the only time they’ve never made me wait at the ER. i only went bc my husband made me

Messaged one of my specialists a new symptom I've been having and they have availability in their schedule to see me very soon

ChrisExpTheNews's tweet image. Messaged one of my specialists a new symptom I've been having and they have availability in their schedule to see me very soon


gmail correcting my grammar when i put a PA colloquialism in a work email


the friend who married my husband and i had 6 (now 8) kids with his wife and they all came, my cousins’ kids came, there were probably 11 kids at our wedding. they had the best time and got to stay up late. they danced more than anyone. you should invite as many kids as possible


outing myself as a yankee when the kids and i walk around without coats in 50 degree weather


‼️BABY ASLEEP IN BASSINET‼️


trying a little sleep training with the baby and it’s not going well. also it turns out she won’t take a bottle anymore


waking up 7 times a night and getting bit three times and sending the toddler back to bed at 4am and baby awake for the day at 5:45 and i have to work all day and keep the house clean and make dinner while toddler whines incessantly someone please punch me in the face


i wish i never let myself get infected with “breastfeeding at all costs” brainworms because now i’m just pissed off all the time


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