off_tark's profile picture. Sooner or later, you're going to lose a step, or drop a beat, or miss a detail -- and you'll be gone forever.

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Sooner or later, you're going to lose a step, or drop a beat, or miss a detail -- and you'll be gone forever.

Sabitlenmiş

prolonged unmedicated adhd depression arc

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Where have you gone video man?



tools hitting cows like the humming black monolith hit the apes in like the year 2001 or whenever we evolved, idc solaris was better

Cows itch, just like us. But Veronika the cow takes things into her own hands. Or rather: into her mouth. Scientists say it’s the first experimentally verified instance of cattle using a tool. wapo.st/4qupeqt



it wasn't a warning... it was a manual...

off_tark's tweet image. it wasn't a warning... it was a manual...

Cows itch, just like us. But Veronika the cow takes things into her own hands. Or rather: into her mouth. Scientists say it’s the first experimentally verified instance of cattle using a tool. wapo.st/4qupeqt



this is what happens when the only silver fox they manufacture in decades is george clooney like he's a good silver fox but they need to create more neatly dressed older men with a slightly receded hairline, ideally bisexual to some degree and an affable/charming/disarming smile

this tweet brought to you by me unable to tell the difference between Jimmy Stewart and Cary Grant

winterduck04's tweet image. this tweet brought to you by me unable to tell the difference between Jimmy Stewart and Cary Grant
winterduck04's tweet image. this tweet brought to you by me unable to tell the difference between Jimmy Stewart and Cary Grant


when you are making a video you can just have the darkness encroach whenever you want, inveigling it's way into their little lives

off_tark's tweet image. when you are making a video you can just have the darkness encroach whenever you want, inveigling it's way into their little lives
off_tark's tweet image. when you are making a video you can just have the darkness encroach whenever you want, inveigling it's way into their little lives

The source in question:

off_tark's tweet image. The source in question:

John Krasinski was the posterboy for the CIA long before he started talking about Venezuela, but the Agency only went after him in the first place to get to David Foster Wallace. Here's the background on the situation, featuring some expert commentary from @CHRISF0GLE

spiccarella's tweet image. John Krasinski was the posterboy for the CIA long before he started talking about Venezuela, but the Agency only went after him in the first place to get to David Foster Wallace. Here's the background on the situation, featuring some expert commentary from @CHRISF0GLE


what are dark tark videos even about

off_tark's tweet image. what are dark tark videos even about
off_tark's tweet image. what are dark tark videos even about
off_tark's tweet image. what are dark tark videos even about
off_tark's tweet image. what are dark tark videos even about

To my friend Béla Tarr - rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in an unnamed, desolate and isolated small town in Hungary.

RIP Béla Tarr

yrralFisherman's tweet image. RIP Béla Tarr


I feel like one day I am going to be bored while cooking and try this and end up catching it with my chest.

Marty Muad’Dib Mauser



Avatar Christmas Special where Santa uses RDA technology to do the hair intercourse thing to enslave flying reindeer-esque Pandoran fauna only for Neytiri to slime him out just in time to get home and celebrate Eywamas with her five finger children that she looks down upon

Pandoran Christmas tale, a thread:

officialavatar's tweet image. Pandoran Christmas tale, a thread:


someone tell them about the contract Santa signed with Palantir

they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.



idk i just feel like most of that experience would involve being bewildered by how odd your new cock looks while such a scene would probably look amazing in 3D, it just wouldn't really work with the rating they are aiming for

Imagine writing a whole movie where consciousness transference finds you swapped into a different species, and they spend about five seconds dealing with the obvious identity psychosis that would cause.

HariSel57511397's tweet image. Imagine writing a whole movie where consciousness transference finds you swapped into a different species, and they spend about five seconds dealing with the obvious identity psychosis that would cause.


jake sully and neytiri discussing whether it's better to kill their child or drive their child to suicide over guilt


in the next episode, we learn about dark tark's tragic backstory and how it shaped him into the malignant creature that he is today

off_tark's tweet image. in the next episode, we learn about dark tark's tragic backstory and how it shaped him into the malignant creature that he is today

i like using reaction gifs but sometimes they can be chains you get stuck in a situation like this and it becomes impossible for you to express yourself intellectually because you just cannot find the exact gif you need to transmit your ideas and emotions

off_tark's tweet image. i like using reaction gifs but sometimes they can be chains

you get stuck in a situation like this and it becomes impossible for you to express yourself intellectually because you just cannot find the exact gif you need to transmit your ideas and emotions

There have been many great movies released this year (OBAA, Sinners, Josh O'Connor, Weapons, Andrei Rublev, etc.) but i think it's obvious Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is going to take best picture at the Oscars


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A band tonight said “we have tapes. Come find us if you want one.” And then left immediately after their set



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