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The guy you hate to love

I just crashed a 9-11 party


Somebody get these motherfuckers some tea and crumpets QUICK


How bout Duran Duran's Hungry Like The Wolf? RT @kirstiealley Gonna go home & find some tunes to tweet that exemplify the way I feel tonight


Rapper Big Boi was arrested for possesion of MDMA, Ecstasy & VIAGRA?! Gonna be a pretty STIFF sentence. Might do HARD time


So Spidey is now half black, half Latino & gay. His father was a jazz musician, his mom a salsa dancer and he plays the skin flute


The new Spiderman is black, latino & gay. Villains will be Dr Coctopiss, Knob-Goblin, Turd Burglar and Mr Negative is now Mr HIV Positive


Hey Teen Choice Awards... really? A surfboard for a trophy? Does that mean the BET award is a bucket of chicken? #racialprofile


Justin Bieber won the Male Hottie Teen Choice award?... A guy? I thought that was Ellen Degeneres


Evans defeats Ortiz... Damn! How did that Knee-grow?!


Translation: I can't feel his cock. Need to call Ray J! RT @KimKardashian I hate my hair light, going back dark as soon as I get back home!


You're welcome, Chris. Beat them gently - GOD RT @chrisbrown I just wanna thank GOD at this time for creating all These beautiful women!


Nice! Went from sci-fi to documentary!! RT @joerogan Just got back from seeing Planet Of The Apes in a predominantly black theater in Philly


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