Those are some harsh teeth going on for the whole Michael Sam thing...
"@MensHumor: Women need to stop looking for guys to sweep them off their feet...sweeping is their job."
#thatakwardmoment when you turn around and try to sit on a paper ass gasket before the auto flush fires in a public shutter #bidet
Just had a Fart of Non-Confidence that has made me #WalkLikeAGeisha to check for cosplatteral damage...#DamnChilli
Every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday if you like big girls.
It's Friday, for every time this gets RT...we'll take a shot of whiskey.
Annnnnnnd..IIIIIIIiiiiiiiiii...should have taken.....a shoooooower.....
The Ice Cream Headache: Nature's way of saying, "Slow down, fat ass!"
Perhaps had Ferris cut school less he would be driving something nicer than a CRV in his 50's. (via @DannyZuker)
Poposing Feb. 21st as "#ShitOnTheToiletSeatDay". Hit the women's and cut some cable - would be clear sailing if the seat was up #Pavlov
I like the name "Groundhog Day" much better than the original "Pull Out The Dirt Rat Time."
I wonder who was the first guy to discover cow's milk, and what else he lost on before that... #bestiality #bieber
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