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Who brings lube to a rape? #amiright


"Guys I never thought I would have to say this, but no porn at the dinner table"


Fuckin pin it ya fairy!


3:30 am in Pa. Who wants to have some evening magic?

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Bacons are like dicks. No one wants a soft one in their mouth.


Other than the fact the she had no arms or legs, she was really hot. #rutgersconfessions


@robdelaney: It’s “legal” to have sex with someone born in 1995, but I’d rather be hit by 5 cars.”


What you eat don't make me shit #HOVwisdom


milk would be so much more disgusting if it came out of the cows vagina....


RT @robdelaney: Here's to masturbating in your childhood bedroom this weekend!


3 guys, 3 forks, 1 bowl, lots of corn...


Fat people in the sun on a hot day: just like greased pigs


Why do all my conversations always end up talking about poop or sex? #7hourvanride


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