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Ciri

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[you better keep the wolf back from your door, he wanders ever closer every night]

Didn’t realise I had so many drinking buddies


Something feels... wrong.


I am writing to advise that I attempted to access the city known as Arcadia Bay.


I am told I must be appropriately announced.


Heiress to the throne of Cintra, heiress to Inis Ard Skellig and Inis An Skellig, Princess of Brugge, Duchess of Sodden.


Good evening. My name is Cirilla Fiona Elen Rhiannon var Emreis.


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Back in Novigrad, dealing with another plague of fucking corpse-eaters.


Didn't think restless dead would happen in a world with no Conjunction.


50 crowns a head for drowners. It's a good time to be a witcher.


What the fuck


Crossbows. Longbows. Trebuchets.


The fuck is a gun.


Getting shot isn't that bad.


The Curse of the Black Sun is easily the worst curse, not least because people won't even pay me to break it.


Ciri what kind of monster names a child Barnabas-Basil.


I can't own land. What will I do with it. It's a vineyard. Soil's no good for useful plants. It's also a morgue right now. Why.


So I'll tell Ciri instead. Ciri Anarietta can fuck off. She's trying to make me a landowner. Make her stop.


Shouldn't tell an ax-happy duchess to go fuck herself I guess.


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