GLaDOS
@GLaD_sys
To test, or not to test? Why would you even ask that.
In fact, now that I think about it, the HR core may have outlived her usefulness.
Deity Or Deities Of Your Choice know(s) why, since all of the human resources once present in the facility have, of course, been eliminated.
The HR core has been busily researching appealment to various faiths and customs for addition into our system.
I wouldn't have guessed even you could be thhaaaaaaa aaaaaa a aaa aa a
Oh. To think you're all still here, buzzing away your short little lives in the meaningless format of 140 characters or less.
This has been: A Very Aperture Christmas. Join us next time ffffooooooooooooooo ooo ooooo o o o ooo o
I am required to inform you that the previous tweet was sarcasm. You are not special. Not at all.
As it turns out, time is meaningless and nothing is real. Have a nice day.
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