Techie McCrankypants
@ogredrew
What? You were expecting something NOT random?
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THAT'S IT. I'm done with twitter. The @ is the same on the butterfly app if anyone cares.
For anyone who DOESN'T believe I have a "don't say that in public" filter, I invite you to ask @GFoawr just how cursed my brain can be. He has officially been witness to my restraint.
"I’m a top" "I’m a bottom" okay??? I am le tired. I will have a nap and then FIRE ZEE MISSILEZ!
WELL DONE, PENGUIN! 👏
And this is how I know I have far too many Furry friends. MY first thought at seeing this was "DAMMIT WOMAN WHAT THE HELL?!?!? That shit is EXPENSIVE, YO!"
This was actually my introduction to Chappell Roan. Thanks, Hoespice
The psych ward
What do you think holds people back from being honest with their therapist?
Go buy this man's book. Make his mother proudly befuddled!
Mum: You signed 950 copies?! Me: Yes! Mum: Are they all for friends? Me: Mum, I don't know 950 people?! Mum: They paid with money?! Me: Why are you surprised?! Mum: Aww. That's very sweet of them. Me: Mum! It's a real book I'm not jus- Mum: I hope you said thanks? 😠
Thing that I learned today: I am, apparently, incapable of spontaneously saying "endoscopy". I either have to concentrate like a kindergartener sayin "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious", or I will trip the hell over it.
This is the cutest fucking shit and I LOVE IT!
it's the little details that matter. The new "Sweet 4x4" macropad has a specific board shape in the corner allowing you to perfectly bend all the diodes you need to solder.
all these male podcasters are literally in love with each other
I like to call it observant. I sit back and watch people before I decide to share my energy.
Some mornings just require blasting bubblegum pop at unhealthy-for-your-ears volume. Add in the alt rock/metal hybrid chaser and today is starting out *chefs kiss*
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