Old Man Problems
@oldmanproblems
Unfiltered, often sarcastic truth. Feel free to contribute (do the @ or # oldmanproblems). Clever ones get the RT.
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Do your thing, Littles! 👏🙌
Hey @ThisShowStinks it's almost Midwest school time. As the official 3rd grade Teacher of the TK show, I humbly ask again for a "box of that." amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls… Retweets wlcm 🤗 @MarcSterne @BraunFilm @ChrisCillizza @BrianPolian @TKLittles @loyallittlespod @MKornheiser
Well done, you man. Got my vote. Let him speak to his classmates, @cyberbulles2024. Let them decide. Democracy
This is Jimmy. A middle schooler in California. He ran for “Commissioner of School Spirit & Patriotism” at school. His principal allegedly made him change his speech and remove all mention of patriotism. When he refused, she reportedly didn’t allow him to give the speech and he…
Nope. Eat more bacon. Smoke a cig. #oldmanproblem 🚬🥓
This is Jimmy. A middle schooler in California. He ran for “Commissioner of School Spirit & Patriotism” at school. His principal allegedly made him change his speech and remove all mention of patriotism. When he refused, she reportedly didn’t allow him to give the speech and he…
Y’all should go Kitty Kat hunting. 🚬
Trying to keep my grandson occupied this morning. He's always a handful. Confession, when we're playing outside I occasionally have to go into the woods to take a pee since I can't leave him unattended. 🤣😆😂😜 #OldManProblems
Next time, smoke a cig to prep 🚬
The legs were like spaghetti after this...🤦🏻♂️🤣 #OldManProblems #goalies #goalieunion #ebug @khl_eng @KRSchina @VaughnHockey @IHaveNo5Hole
Pfft. Relax. Smoke a cig and calm down. #oldmanproblems🚬
There are no safe tobacco products. Hookah use is linked to many of the same adverse health effects as cigarette smoking, such as oral, lung, and esophageal cancer, as well as chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. fda.gov/tobacco-produc…
Congrats. Smoke a cig & kick a cat to celebrate
Best day of the year so far. Nine months after knee replacement surgery, I finally hit my goal. #oldmanproblems
Smoke a coming. Common cure 🚬
Best day of the year so far. Nine months after knee replacement surgery, I finally hit my goal. #oldmanproblems
Or kick a stray cat. Home remedy.
I have a bald spot on the crown of my head. The top is physically getting thinner The back no longer grows it just gets tangled and matted. Thanking I might just get ahead of the situation and shave it all off. lol #oldmanproblems
Let the bodies hit the…
Mine sound like two redwood slabs. #oldmanproblems
Sometimes I pop my back and it sounds like two wooden chock-blocks being thrown together. I don't know how else to describe the sound, but it feels great. #oldmanproblems
First step is admitting you suck 🚬
I'm going to need to watch a lot of tutorials on making decent videos for my channel. I suck. My 13yr old was trying to give me pointers.... Ya.. #oldmanproblems #gaming #BaldursGate3
This makes zero sense.
I'm going to need to watch a lot of tutorials on making decent videos for my channel. I suck. My 13yr old was trying to give me pointers.... Ya.. #oldmanproblems #gaming #BaldursGate3
Quitting is for losers. Fact 🚬 #oldmanproblems
Today is World Lung Cancer Day. More than 8 out of 10 lung cancer deaths in the U.S. can be attributed to smoking. Find info on quitting and learn more about how smoking affects your lungs: fda.gov/tobacco-produc…
Mine likes it when I hold it underwater for a really long time. #oldmanproblems
my cat has been so gentle with me in making sure i’m okay i love him so much
Kick a cat or smoke a heater. Stop complaining #oldmanproblems
The humidity in the area is making my arthritis say "Hello!" It sure does suck getting old. #oldmanproblems
You’re Canadian. Get over it #oldmanproblems
The humidity in the area is making my arthritis say "Hello!" It sure does suck getting old. #oldmanproblems
Listen, Sparky. Stop with the gibberish. Go kick a cat. Best way to vent anger. #oldmanproblems
HBO Max used to be at the left side of my menu and now MAX is all the way on the right side and I have to click all the buttons and it’s annoying and I can’t figure out how to fix it #oldmanproblems
Tip: listen to the radio 📻 #oldmanproblems
HBO Max used to be at the left side of my menu and now MAX is all the way on the right side and I have to click all the buttons and it’s annoying and I can’t figure out how to fix it #oldmanproblems
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