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I'm not sure everyone is ready for how unbelievably stupid the next two years are going to be.
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT. Only at The Onion on Youtube here: youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoG….
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From theonion.com/trump-spends-e…
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-to-…
I talked this morning about Elon Musk, his Paul Pelosi conspiracy theory, and how you lose a democracy in the age of the internet.
No fucking shit buddy.
i never took the dead internet theory that seriously but it seems like there are really a lot of LLM-run twitter accounts now
i love holding real news in my hands
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When new owners took the helm of the Onion last year, they tried to revive the satirical publication by rolling back the publication. Their bet on print is starting to pay off on.wsj.com/4lwGOXj
Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything theonion.com/conservative-m…
This bar I was at had a physical copy of the Onion and LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN IT
I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival. The first thing I saw when I exited the L’Enfant Plaza Metro was a gang of youths driving ATVs down the street, one of whom was doing a wheelie So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down
which Onion headline still occupies a lot of space in your mind? I have many, but I think about this one a lot theonion.com/fun-toy-banned…
EXCLUSIVE: Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, his first major action as interim NASA administrator. ow.ly/AWEI50WzIwL
I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sending…
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