
Tim Hall ∞🐵+∞⌨️
@oraclebase
A DBA/Developer who has a website.
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My #JoelKallmanDay blog note is ready to schedule publishing at CST 08:05 AM (aka, UTC 00:05 AM) on Oct 15th, 2025 …


We’re incredibly grateful to the Oracle developer community for creating Joel Kallman Day — now in its fifth year — honoring Joel’s legacy of service above self. 🧡 On October 15th, join us in celebrating by sharing something that inspires you – a technical insight or a personal…

I've just finished writing my blog post for #JoelKallmanDay. @oracleace @OracleAPEX #orclapex @OracleDatabase
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Don't forget about #JoelKallmanDay @oracleace @OracleAPEX #orclapex @OracleDatabase
Joel Kallman Day 2025 : Announcement oracle-base.com/blog/2025/09/2… #JoelKallmanDay @oracleace @OracleAPEX #orclapex @OracleDatabase

We’re thrilled to announce a new milestone: there are now 600 Oracle ACEs worldwide! 🌍🎉 Thank you to this incredible community of advocates, innovators, and experts for driving knowledge, collaboration, and inspiration across the globe. Here’s to even more growth and impact!…

My mom is still using a 2010 iPad to play solitaire. I got her an update, but she refuses to use it. She doesn't do any online stuff with it, so it's probably safe. 😱
I was doing some admin work on my site and got distracted by YouTube. Next thing I realised the site had been down for 30 minutes. Whoops! 🤣
Don't forget to start writing your post over the weekend. #JoelKallmanDay
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It was on this day last year I changed my diet. I lost most of the weight in the first 4 months, and I'm kind-of stationary now. I'm about 60 pounds (27Kg) down. I would like to lose a little more, but it doesn't matter if I don't. Now starts the hard part. Maintenance!
Klaus 🐈⬛ is so random. Much like the "floor tuna" incident from a couple of days ago, he left his food, so I threw it outside for the foxes, and he ran outside and ate it. I'm guessing that counted as hunting...
Q: What did you do this morning? A: Chased a squirrel around my bedroom, whilst trying to keep my cat from killing it. It's like Rocky chasing a chicken, but with more cat noises and squirrel shrieks.
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This is really worth listening to. youtu.be/8DNRBa39Iig?si…
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Sexual harassment and assault in Astronomy and Physics
Klaus 🐈⬛: I refuse to eat this slop. Tuna from a tin. Disgusting! Me: Trips and throws the food on the floor. Klaus 🐈⬛: Now this is what I'm talking about. Floor tuna!
Klaus 🐈⬛: Let me just slip my foot under yours while you are walking. Also Klaus 🐈⬛: Aaarrrggghhh!!! You deliberately trod on me you monster!
Me: I must not watch a cat video today. Also Me: I must not watch another cat video today after I've finished this one.
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