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I am deeply jealous of your life.

September is so beautiful

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hikingshawty's tweet image. September is so beautiful


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Luo Li Rong

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will vote for anyone that abolishes this

🚨 NEW: Over 300 students will debate in the Commons on Thursday for this year's Youth Parliament

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Congrats on quitting coffee, the one drug you can do with your grandmother


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Christian Dior's "Junon" dress which has a skirt made entirely of ombre petals meant to mimic peacock feathers. The dress debuted on the runway in 1949

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W rizz

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*Interacting with someone less autistic than me* I detest your ambiguous rules and the cruel, unfair manner in which you expect others to intuit them. Your ways are illogical and illegible. *Interacting with someone more autistic than me* Damn, bitch, read the room.


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I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re the Spectre of communism?

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I use it as advertising for my job but only enjoy it as a tool of vengeance to remind people of how fake they are and make everyone uncomfortable when they're participating in yet another lemming groupthink walking off cliff ordeal they'll forget about next week


Bumped into people from uni halls on overground 😆😆😆


Take my phone away from me please


Should I eat the forbidden Moam the corner-shop boss man gave me

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With my fucking mason jar of wine as well

oracleofshite's tweet image. With my fucking mason jar of wine as well

If school aged women were indoctrinated with Camille Paglia society would be 60% better


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how lucky am i to feel the weather change

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London too

I hate Miami why are we eating at 11pm

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*horniest woman alive voice* he's a great guy


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