partisanworduse's profile picture. Girl who likes girls. My elementary school wanted me to skip 3rd grade because I'm so much smarter than you but I didn't and I'm very down to earth about it now

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Girl who likes girls. My elementary school wanted me to skip 3rd grade because I'm so much smarter than you but I didn't and I'm very down to earth about it now

Did @JoeMande write his own wiki or is he actually passionate about rap?


Why don't people understand they have to tweet backwards if they are going to tweet several times so it appears in order on my feed


Overheard in Brooklyn, New York: "the fuckin' L train..."


Me, when I meet someone from New York: "please tell me everything you know about pizza"


It's good to see the guy who professed in high school if he had AIDS he'd spread it as much as he could look like a normal guy on Facebook.


Millennials: make me feel special Law schools: you're the special-ist


I don't like people. Can I get rid of them?


GIVE ME @marycmccormack ON #CHELSEA OR GIVE ME DEATH!!! Please be guesting on the show soon and then regularly, like 3x a week, minimum :)


so weird that you guys seem to like each other... Always thought straight couples were fakin' it


Note to self: some people are the worst.


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Woodyallening - faking neuroses and eccentricities to endear oneself to others, shatter defenses, and distract from one's own psychopathy


Can we please change the name from #elbowgate to #grabgate or #tempertantrumgate because the elbow is irrelevant. Now Justin go to your room


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If Stephen Harper had ever physically bullied MPs like Justin Trudeau, there would be immediate & widespread demands for his resignation.


If we're going to have a Trump Presidency with a Trudeau Prime Minister we'll need a name. I suggest Trudump #elbowgate #buffoons


Donald Trump, trying to kill you since 2008.

partisanworduse's tweet image. Donald Trump, trying to kill you since 2008.

I sleep on one side of my queen size bed, my pizza keeps me warm on the other side of the bed #MyRelationshipStatus


What if you know someone who's still stuck in high school but he's 35 yrs old and he doesn't know it's not cool & thinks it's the coolest


How did our parents do it, get out of bed every morning?


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