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"What is the name of the town you got the hell out of when you graduated from high school?" mcsweeneys.net/articles/secur…


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Someone tell the cunt who's been in charge for the last 13 years

"It's time for a change, and we are it" PM Rishi Sunak finishes his speech by promising to "give the country what it so sorely needs… so that we can build a brighter future for everyone" Follow live bbc.in/3rLuHjj



It's never lupus

"It's time for a change, and we are it" PM Rishi Sunak finishes his speech by promising to "give the country what it so sorely needs… so that we can build a brighter future for everyone" Follow live bbc.in/3rLuHjj



You're offered $100k to recite 90% of a movie. What movie are you choosing? 🎥



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The biggest room in the world is room for improvement.


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ask travis to make me breakfast

You wake up as Taylor Swift, what’s the first thing you’re doing?

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Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely chugged your Eggo Brunch in a Jar Appalachian Sippin’ Cream

emily_murnane's tweet image. Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely chugged your Eggo Brunch in a Jar Appalachian Sippin’ Cream

We all saw Wild Things

Any suggestions on how to cook this?

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GAWD I still love her (MY President) and yes, Biden is old, but that just means President Harris and if you have a problem with either of those statements, well then, you need to take a look at yourself

“She’s the first woman. She’s the first woman of color. She’s the first daughter of immigrants. So there will definitely be a lot more scrutiny… I think she’s done a much better job than she gets credit for.” @HillaryClinton on a Biden-Harris ticket.



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Well played

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Her job is hand

Boebert: I went on a date night in I am a congresswoman and a public figure but believe it or not, I am human too. As a mother of four boys and a grandmother to a beautiful grandson, that's my first job before anything else and my priority.



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I couldn’t attend the funeral but I did send several Monkees impersonators, all of whom were professionals. It was important to pay Mickey Dolenzes.


Considering the Conservative plan is to destroy the planet while bankrupting the British people

Britain's interior minister Suella Braverman said the country needed to take a pragmatic approach to reaching net zero because it could not ‘save the planet by bankrupting the British people’ reut.rs/454cOtI



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"The bed frame could be sturdier. The kitchen counter could be sturdier. The patio furniture could be sturdier. The bathroom sink could be sturdier. The refrigerator is surprisingly sturdy—no complaints there!" mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-rev…


Who's gonna tell him?

Britain's interior minister Suella Braverman said the country needed to take a pragmatic approach to reaching net zero because it could not ‘save the planet by bankrupting the British people’ reut.rs/454cOtI



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