🦆Lady Quacky-Duck🦆
@pfoagain
Growing older disgracefully, quacking too loudly, eating too much cheese, drinking too much booze.
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Trying out the new blue place, same @, come say hi!
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When I see a bad driver, I follow them home to figure out their address then send them a fake "Notice Of Intended Prosecution"
It’s giveaway time! RT for a chance to win a gorgeous A3 print of your choice by the fabulous @GailMyerscough and I’ll pick a winner on Monday. Visit gailmyerscough.co.uk for more lovely goodies at affordable prices. Good luck!
It's very strange, but the name "Gakpo" makes me feel physically uncomfortable. Sort of nauseous and shuddery. I'm sure young Cody is a lovely chap but I'm quite glad we're not acquainted.
It’s nice watching US elections. It’s like when someone else’s kid is screaming their head off in a restaurant and its mum and dad are getting all stressed and you just think “glad I don’t have to deal with that” and you can just kick back and enjoy the bread sticks.
Just manhandled a bona fide rockstar out of my way. But if you stand between me and the ladies loo, that's what's going to happen!
To brighten up budget day, I am giving a set of these Fabulous Mr Benn badges away. To be in the bowler hat, all you have to do is retweet this tweet. I'll choose a winner this time next week. Good Luck!!
Fucking hell Mel B is unbearable on this episode of #Buzzcocks
Very sad to hear of the death of @PhilRickman yesterday. I'm just finishing a reading through of all his books, including some new to me, and can heartily recommend them all.
I sat in a meeting making soft owl noises today, if anyone wants to know my current state of mind.
Rosie Jones gets so much hate, I think she's a fucking delight! Very funny and so joyful.
My latest hobby, lipreading the National Anthem to see who is still singing "Queen"
Someone who buys the Mail each day could save around £700 per year. That’s over twice the annual payments for Winter Fuel Allowance. Just a thought.
How much of the biscuit money do the penguins actually see? I notice very few of their young ones have shoes.
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