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PhD in Applied Mayonnaise

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To get the Latin name for all programming languages: append -script Only ancient programmers know this

Academic literature be like reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

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Feels like the early 2000’s again what with all this reserving my handle at 50 different social media sites.


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Lesser known Apple Watch Workouts: Cable Management

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Cable Management

New service launched by good friends of mine. If you’re in Minnesota or Nevada, definitely take advantage!

📢 INTRODUCING: @BePromantic - The premier service for highly personalized, local date night experiences for couples! 💕 Built with love by @PrncssKT & myself. Launched today in both Minnesota and Nevada! bepromantic.com



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CTRL + C and CTRL + V another window

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welp i guess we’ve got, what…2-3 years til they discontinue Google Domains?

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i guess we’ve got, what…2-3 years til they discontinue Google Domains?

Hot damn, I bet they got a shiny new Eniac 2!! *busts in* Bertha Sue, who is, admittedly, a mighty fine maths student, setup at a lone desk in the middle of the empty building with a no 2 pencil and a notepad, taking all math questions. *sigh* “Do y’all sell punchcards?”


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Devs watching QA test the product


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San Francisco rental listing: $4000/mo Spacious multi-family dwelling. Street Parking Only. PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB CURRENT TENANTS. #SanFrancisco #SF #California #rent #therentistoodamnhigh


Dear restaurants, When fulfilling a to-go order, just stop with the croutons mixed in with the salad. Stop. They’ll just end up as mush nuggets by the time the receiver eats the salad. Don’t let moist croutons affect your ratings. #CroutonsOnTheSide


*Daily Status Meeting* Me: “I’ve got a blocker.”

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Me: “I’ve got a blocker.”

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Accidentally opened internet explorer and before I could close it Bill called me personally to thank me for my loyalty.


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They should rebrand it Visual SourceSafe

Microsoft to acquire @GitHub, the world’s leading software development platform. blogs.microsoft.com/?p=52553832

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As someone who’s looked at a lot of resumes, and conducted many interviews: Save us both time — DO NOT list Node experience if all you’ve done is installed packages using NPM.


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what people think programming is vs. how it actually is


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