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Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.

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I’m Don Ready, and I got the goods! Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.

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Diana Taurasi is a real one. She just said on the alt cast that she once had security bring her a gin and tonic after she got ejected from a game 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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This really happened


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Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us" Super Bowl full performance. 🔥

From flexxico

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“Say Drake, I hear you like ‘em young” Why Kendrick look at the camera like 😭


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If James Franklin is winning playoff games. You have too many teams in the playoffs.


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Missing my guy on his birthday. Lighting a candle and having a cupcake in Bill’s honor today.

DavePasch's tweet image. Missing my guy on his birthday. Lighting a candle and having a cupcake in Bill’s honor today.

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2 days. We have 2 days left in our beloved Coliseum. 2 days left to share the laughs & the tears that have made this place so special for so many of us. 2 days to cram generations of love & passion into 1 final experience. #ForTheFANmily


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.@SFBART driver just said “If you’re going to the last A’s game today, enjoy yourself and Eff John Fisher.”

RickeyBlog's tweet image. .@SFBART driver just said “If you’re going to the last A’s game today, enjoy yourself and Eff John Fisher.”

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The Moneyball music hits different on this one. 💚🥺


GOD I LIVE THIS TEAM!!!

8 years ago today, the Warriors took a 3-1 lead in the 2016 NBA Finals. The rest is history.



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That man would rather die than see the Celtics win another championship Respect


Fare the well...

Less than a year ago. I'm truly grateful for the short amount of time I got to spend with you.

stugotz790's tweet image. Less than a year ago. I'm truly grateful for the short amount of time I got to spend with you.


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i miss when AI meant allen iverson what the fuck is artificial intelligence


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🐐+ 🌧️= 🤩😮‍💨

InterMiamiCF's tweet image. 🐐+ 🌧️= 🤩😮‍💨

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Thought you guys should have this. #ForTheLand

CleGuardians's tweet image. Thought you guys should have this.

#ForTheLand

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Steven Kwan for MVP


The whole explanation of how they are incorporating it from skateboarding from that being a part of Tampa is really awesome as I am an old ass skater


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Stugotz firing all the on air talent and promoting himself after WFAN hires him as the program director


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J. Cole couldn't sleep after a diss record meanwhile OJ Simpson was on here getting tweets off unbothered as hell


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