phosphor_glow's profile picture. sometimes I feel like a swallow,
a swallow which by some mistake
has gotten into an attic
and knocks its head against the walls in terror

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@phosphor_glow

sometimes I feel like a swallow, a swallow which by some mistake has gotten into an attic and knocks its head against the walls in terror

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Rizzler should have pounded that piece of shit into the ground

The Rizzler and Hasbulla have officially met



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When people say their baby has, โ€œmade a stinky,โ€ itโ€™s pretty much always poop Very rarely will it be that the baby has smoked a cigar, or left out an egg


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Here ya go, just make sure you get your fingerprints all over it.

sometimes someone will just give you a free crossbow

noahpasaran's tweet image. sometimes someone will just give you a free crossbow
noahpasaran's tweet image. sometimes someone will just give you a free crossbow


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Face down ass up thatโ€™s the way I tie my shoes


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This country would absolutely legalize beers in cars

We should and can make this utopia of a nation a reality. The Great Lakes Nation.

bradsfirstxmas's tweet image. We should and can make this utopia of a nation a reality. The Great Lakes Nation.


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what if results may vary was orange

kenn_k's tweet image. what if results may vary was orange

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A babyman who is so happy to see me again and also get his dinner which is 20 minutes late already


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Go-Go-Gadget GUN


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just mentioned this to max and he thought that I was saying the rizzler met with hezbollah, which I think would also be kind of neat

The Rizzler and Hasbulla have officially met



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Jerry and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Sweater

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he's innocent!!!!

Caught snout red-handed ๐Ÿพ For Yzma the Tamandua, it was no regrets. Only snacks ๐Ÿฅœ

TheTorontoZoo's tweet image. Caught snout red-handed ๐Ÿพ

For Yzma the Tamandua, it was no regrets. Only snacks ๐Ÿฅœ
TheTorontoZoo's tweet image. Caught snout red-handed ๐Ÿพ

For Yzma the Tamandua, it was no regrets. Only snacks ๐Ÿฅœ


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paul dano, you are so ladylike

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The app not showing you YouTube video titles until you click on it sucks so much


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The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born.

rick_paulas's tweet image. The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born.
rick_paulas's tweet image. The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born.

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Hold the knife of ideas and scalp the zeitgeist


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my whole vibe, musically

need this place to be real

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Can't believe Luke Skywalker blew up the Death Star even after I wrote a new version of the story where the entire galaxy was racist against giant laser globes

So youโ€™re telling me that Dorothy listened to Elphaba and Glinda POUR their hearts out and sing For Good and then still decided she wanted to kill Elphaba? What a selfish, homewrecking troll

elijahdavidz's tweet image. So youโ€™re telling me that Dorothy listened to Elphaba and Glinda POUR their hearts out and sing For Good and then still decided she wanted to kill Elphaba?

What a selfish, homewrecking troll


i wouldnโ€™t say those anyway Catch Me if You Can Elvis Philadelphia That Thing You Do! Big


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