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Nolan. He/him. Treaty 13 colonizer. Banner photo taken by Mervyn Sequeira in Burlington, ON.

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True. Men should instead talk about women like books, revealing that they've either a) judged them by their cover, b) only pretended to read them, c) read them and clearly didn't understand them, d) read them and had their lives changed, e) always meant to read them but never got

men talk abt women like cuts of meat too much



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No dude has ever rocked harder

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by Jim Starlin

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"Where's my Breakfast?" by Daniel Arthur

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A lot of 18th century portraits are slop but occasionally you come across a gem like this. The patron paid good money to paint his daughter bothering him with a barbie

yaqobhyndes's tweet image. A lot of 18th century portraits are slop but occasionally you come across a gem like this. The patron paid good money to paint his daughter bothering him with a barbie

Today I saw a Tesla with the bumper sticker “I bought this before we found out Elon is crazy” Bro, you’ve had that car for a looong time

“Buildings are 3D so roads should be 3D” is up their with the dumbest things I’ve ever heard

esjesjesj's tweet image. “Buildings are 3D so roads should be 3D” is up their with the dumbest things I’ve ever heard


Best single Simpsons clip of all time

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to Clown College!



When your crush calls you cute:


QUESTION! Why are YOU, as an ADULT MAN, named "Rudy"????


Me calling in to work, saying I've got sore throat, cough cough


I took the path of least resistance one too many times and now I'm in super-hell

What’s the lore behind your life



I'm reading Anthony Beevor's book on the Spanish Civil War, and I just watched Transformer One, so naturally I see the whole film in class terms: the old monarchs overthrown by a usurper, the exiled military class, the exploited working class, the colonial interlopers, etc...


On the other hand, most of us are sad, creepy weirdos

marry your reply guys

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Bonecondor's tweet image. marry your reply guys


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You are a fucking immigrant

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2 and a half hour drive worth it honestly

bigidiotgirl's tweet image. 2 and a half hour drive worth it honestly

Unitonically rocks that you got to see that in person.



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i cannot read a hesse book without fawning over some sentence every few pages. god i love hesse

femmenart's tweet image. i cannot read a hesse book without fawning over some sentence every few pages. god i love hesse


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it has to be Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up", or can anyone think of something better???

TheExtremeMusi1's tweet image. it has to be Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up", or can anyone think of something better???


The part about twitter I like: I can demonstrate that I'm terrible at my hobbies and people will be like that's fine, it doesn't matter


Scarfing this down before cozy-maxxing after a long day???

DocCigarette's tweet image. Scarfing this down before cozy-maxxing after a long day???

You just got off a 16 hour overnight shift and come home to tomato soup and grilled cheese What do you do?

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What do you do?


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