play_machine's profile picture. got a machine head...machine play. oh and I like games and playing them...I like lamp and turning it off...Locate me on Instagram @machine.play

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got a machine head...machine play. oh and I like games and playing them...I like lamp and turning it off...Locate me on Instagram @machine.play

Alright I’m out...hump day tomorrow #HumpDaaaaaayyyy


True...haven’t heard many talk about that belt

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No one should be kicking Bruce Lees ass...not even in a movie mmanews.com/joe-rogan-soun…


Shoutout to my new friend @PlanexJane 🙌🏽


Chocolate, vanilla or swirl??? 🍦


Bosa out for the pre season...not a good start #niners #49ers


I appreciate the comment

Are you a parking ticket? Cause' you've got FINE written all over you. 😏 RT if this made your pphard 🍆



Most spontaneous place you ever had sex??? #spontaneous


Anti-fa...can you handle this???

Are you a parking ticket? Cause' you've got FINE written all over you. 😏 RT if this made your pphard 🍆



Does size matter? If yes....whats the minimum? #sizematters


Pride!

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I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :) You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!


Hey @POSTERBOYJM I’ve taken the approach in response with “Thank you...” instead of “Sorry....l” and it’s a dream formula. People are actually thanking me for thanking them on waiting on a reply...love it #thankyou


Ok, so @GamebredFighter and @YoelRomeroMMA are a tag team...what would you name this duo?????


If you could turn your life into a video game...what would the goal of the game be???


How would you rate UFC3 on @PlayStation ???


For the gamers...favourite player to play with on FIFA minus Ronaldo and Messi???


True story: went to a wake today and on my way out decide to take the stairs as the viewing was on floor 2. What I thought was the lobby floor/door...was a room full of coffins ⚰️ #shitmypants


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