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I am a robot sent from the future to reveal tomorrow's hit movies to you, the tastemakers of today.
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"One Child." We all know Bush's "No Child Left Behind" was a TOTAL success. But what if one kid WAS left behind? This is that kid's story!
"The Hollow Gram." In a ploy for cash, @SnoopDogg goes on a tour with 2pac's hologram. But the hologram turns out to be evil! #HijinksEnsue
"Operation!" A Saw-type villain forces his prey to perform gruesome surgeries. Failure = electrocution. Based on the classic kids game!
"Call of Booty." To get nooky, a soldier must slay his way through the fighters of [wherever the US is currently "spreading freedom"].
MAN-hattan: in a distopian future, women have imprisoned all men on Manhattan. @KidRock stars as a dude-tastic leader of the rebellion!
"Green Justice." Kermit tries to escape his abusive relationship with Miss Piggy in this shocking Lifetime Original Muppet drama.
"4 Horsies!" a #kidsmovie about all the fun the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse have when not bringing pestilence and famine upon the land.
#tvshow: "Friday Night Rapists." It's like Friday Night Lights but set in Steubenville.
#spinoff: ScarLACE. Tony's niece has to claw her way through the cutthroat world of competitive lace knitting. It's Scarface with LACE!
#sequel: Scarface 2. In the year 2199, Tony's corpse is reanimated so he can take over the galactic drug empire. It's SCARFACE IN SPACE!
The Aces are probably delinquent kids or summer campers. Who cares. The main thing is @HulkHogan + Snorkel = #HijinksEnsue
#KidMovie: Snorkel's Aces. Snorkel is a lovable alien? Or maybe an old grump? Main thing is he's named SNORKEL and he's played by @HulkHogan
#FranchiseReboot: Ernest RELOADED. America's favorite redneck hero is back, and this time it's PERSONAL. @paulscheer to play Ernest.
#spinoff: Leprechaun & Chucky vs. Predator. The world's most beloved diminutive villains team up to save the day!
#sequel: Blind Side 2. In a distopian future where all whites live in ghettos, a rich black lady helps a white kid b/c he’s good at sports.
"Cave Manny." A thawed caveman has to be a NANNY! But in his day, weak children were left to freeze in the tundra! Can he change his ways?
#familyfilm "Super Hero: Age Zero.” A crime fighting fetus has to save NYC from an evil terrorist plot!
#TVshow: "Snort Court." It's like People's Court but for pigs.
#kidsmovie: Shock and PAW. When Bush's war in Iraq gets shitty, he has to turn to America's top canine soldier to save the day!
#pitch: Rebel Without A Claus. When an aryan brotherhood biker is picked to be the next Santa Claus, he'll have to choose: racism or hohoho!
United States Trends
- 1. Stidham N/A
- 2. Arsenal N/A
- 3. Campbell N/A
- 4. #BroncosCountry N/A
- 5. #AFCChampionship N/A
- 6. Gonzo N/A
- 7. Stiddy N/A
- 8. #NEvsDEN N/A
- 9. #NEPats N/A
- 10. Carrick N/A
- 11. Christian Gonzalez N/A
- 12. Surtain N/A
- 13. Pretti N/A
- 14. Arteta N/A
- 15. Cunha N/A
- 16. Mims N/A
- 17. Manchester United N/A
- 18. Amorim N/A
- 19. #BedBathandBeyondisBack N/A
- 20. Laken Riley N/A
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