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@probablydrunk
My wings are like a shield of bourbon. Writer and malcontent. Wrote a book available most places @PierReview Queer he/they
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My book is OFFICIALLY on sale as of NOW Staring Death in the Face: Searching for The Reaper Across Mexico Danny Smith is on a mission: to find Death โ and have a word. Need a taste? Read an extract on Paradise Circus: paradisecircus.com/2023/10/06/staโฆ buy: amzn.to/3EXlSWM
Next up on my Substack is a short piece of a potential series about loving a city that dies in the Winter. open.substack.com/pub/probablydrโฆ Also if you're feeling flush you can support my writing for less than the price a pint.
All four parts of my epic into the Heart of Marxness A full report of this years #greenparty Confrence. I worked really hard on this so please check it. Share if you like x open.substack.com/pub/probablydrโฆ open.substack.com/pub/probablydrโฆ open.substack.com/pub/probablydrโฆ probablydrunk.substack.com/p/the-only-parโฆ
If you want me I'm on bluesky
Happy Day of the Dead. My book about travelling around Mexico looking for that Death bloke ***Staring Death in the Face: Searching for The Reaper Across Mexico*** For only 77p today. Already read it? Then leave a review, it really helps amazon.co.uk/Staring-Death-โฆ
Happy Day of the Dead. You can get the wonderful ***Staring Death in the Face: Searching for The Reaper Across Mexico*** For only 77p today. Danny Smith is on a mission: to find Death โ and have a word. amazon.co.uk/Staring-Death-โฆ
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Stamerโs pledge to make people better off and revive the NHS is todayโs @DailyMirror splash. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/โฆ
Take home @probablydrunk's mortal battle across Mexico for only 77p on Kindle until The Day of The Dead (that's Friday to you, gringo). amzn.eu/d/ankeSmz "Danny goes hunting for death to understand life. This is the heart of Gonzo given an electric shock" Mic Wright
for years scholars wondered how many toddlers you can run over with tanks before your country is considered "Bad" . probably about 4 million
CONGRATUF'INGLATIONS to Birmingham's Prince of Darkness @OzzyOsbourne who last night recieved the rare honour of being inducted into the @rockhall for a SECOND time! Here's @jackblack's touching induction speech for Ozzy. Brum MUST save The Crown - Birthplace of @BlackSabbath
How dare you. British slaveowners were compensated to the equivalent of near ยฃ20 BILLION in todayโs money, drawing a debt that was only paid off, by taxpayers, in 2015. Gladstoneโs father received one of the largest individual payouts, equivalent to ยฃ80m today. Shall I continue?
They ought to pay us for ending slavery, it is not something any other country had done and we were motivated by Christian charity.
The Libdems joined forces with the Tories in 2010 to deliver austerity and now Labour have just continued that project, all in the name of liberalism. Liberals are objectively worse cunts than tories, because they believe themselves to be the 'good guys'.
Propping up Liberals as a "Lesser Evil" at every election, then Watching them march us right into fucking Oblivion every time. Bigger fool you for carrying this shit on. They deserve to lose, & deserve to lose Horribly.
Wes Streeting is going to be possibly one of the worst Health Secretaries in a generation, because not only has he got the Tory corruption down pat, and the Labour Right's overbearing forceful paternalism, but he's also personally just an overgrown unpleasant school bully.
All those commentators; columnists; and comedians who were outraged by Brexit, and morally affronted by Trump, apparently completely unmoved at the sight of a teenager being burned alive in a hospital bed. A year of this, and still silence.
the darmine doggie door skit from i think you should leave is one of the best comedy skits ever written, period. every single line is an absolute banger. every line of dialogue is the best possible punchline another show could ever possibly hope to offer, and itโs the whole skit
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