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@problemagic0

Piano Amateur | Music Explainer | Nice Voice Haver | Not an AI in Disguise

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"Hey, there's a *new* Mexico!"

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Simpsons quote you use in real life. I'll start.

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A Portland mall in the middle of the day. Once thriving but now a shadow of its former self.

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While depressingly devoid of human life or commerce, Portland’s Lloyd center mall would make a great place to power walk or skateboard

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Scientists discovered new Nazca lines and discovered they were huge Aqua Teen fans

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problemagic0's tweet image. Scientists discovered new Nazca lines and discovered they were huge Aqua Teen fans

Found the weirdest looking Double Bass:


So disappointed to see Walz evoke "Yelling fire in a crowded theater".l in the debate. The origin of phrase is dumb, and isn't a good argument to censor 'harmful speech'. Christopher Hitchens said it best: youtu.be/JUEQTbZhsUM?si…

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CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS on CENSORSHIP


When a British or Australian person does an American accent as a joke, but it's actually really good, I get a little creeped out like they're a skin-walker. That's why Scottish people are so trustworthy, they can't drop that accent at all. It's like a speech impediment.


Wow, I'm fatter than Nikocado Avocado now...


I made a Smiling Friends version of that MF Doom song meme


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this is how it feels to follow your reply guys back

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>"Anon, do you know where the canope is?" >me, visibly confused >"Why would you want a can of *that*?"


Ai Pendant? More like Ai Pedant


GIWTWM

it's kind of insane that i had to spend 10 years building myself up to have the safety to say the truth. so cathartic



Octopuses are hands down the most alien marine critter. They can manipulate tools, and seem to have some concept of self for the purpose of disguising. Here, it just camouflaged as sand, inked, then camouflaged as the ink cloud itself. Not bad for a member of the mollusk family

Octopus utilizes all its skills to escape from Triggerfish



"Presidential immunity!"

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Are we going to tell when a picture of Trump was taken before or after today based on how many ears he has? A whole new eara


They were to cowardly to put up the X Rated ones 😒

THEY REPLACED THE COOL BOWLING ALLEY ANIMATIONS WITH FUCKING GIFS



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Revealed preferences of billionaires prove that poasting on X dot com is the most sublime terrestrial joy yet conceived by man. Despair not, anon, for even a pauper can sip of this sweet draught.

having “fuck you money” means watching the hawk tuah girl’s interview while you’re on vacation and then coming to x dot com to correct a journalist’s take on a clip from the interview

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You're Eric Satie Maxxing, right Anon?

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Diet until I am incapable of comprehending desire

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