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"Hey, there's a *new* Mexico!"

Simpsons quote you use in real life. I'll start.

A Portland mall in the middle of the day. Once thriving but now a shadow of its former self.

While depressingly devoid of human life or commerce, Portland’s Lloyd center mall would make a great place to power walk or skateboard

Scientists discovered new Nazca lines and discovered they were huge Aqua Teen fans


So disappointed to see Walz evoke "Yelling fire in a crowded theater".l in the debate. The origin of phrase is dumb, and isn't a good argument to censor 'harmful speech'. Christopher Hitchens said it best: youtu.be/JUEQTbZhsUM?si…
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CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS on CENSORSHIP
When a British or Australian person does an American accent as a joke, but it's actually really good, I get a little creeped out like they're a skin-walker. That's why Scottish people are so trustworthy, they can't drop that accent at all. It's like a speech impediment.
I made a Smiling Friends version of that MF Doom song meme
this is how it feels to follow your reply guys back

>"Anon, do you know where the canope is?" >me, visibly confused >"Why would you want a can of *that*?"
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it's kind of insane that i had to spend 10 years building myself up to have the safety to say the truth. so cathartic
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Are we going to tell when a picture of Trump was taken before or after today based on how many ears he has? A whole new eara
They were to cowardly to put up the X Rated ones 😒
THEY REPLACED THE COOL BOWLING ALLEY ANIMATIONS WITH FUCKING GIFS
Revealed preferences of billionaires prove that poasting on X dot com is the most sublime terrestrial joy yet conceived by man. Despair not, anon, for even a pauper can sip of this sweet draught.
having “fuck you money” means watching the hawk tuah girl’s interview while you’re on vacation and then coming to x dot com to correct a journalist’s take on a clip from the interview

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