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Professor Kellman

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Fuck. Marry. Kill. -a supermodel who is dying tomorrow and can keep her mouth shut. -the love of your life. -a serial pedophile who threatened to diddle your kids. Ok GO!


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U don’t text a guy for 1 day and he starts posting the sunset on his ig story.. 2 days and he starts scanning every sidewalk for interesting trash to post. 3 days he starts posting his own baby pictures


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starting to think sonic the hedgehog is a fictional character……..


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MC Ricky D is a rare artist who manages to sit comfortably in any era. Being timeless is a gift.

MaskOfNorro's tweet image. MC Ricky D is a rare artist who manages to sit comfortably in any era. 

Being timeless is a gift.

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First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. On the best-seller list for 18 months! Every magazine cover had it!... most popular movies of all time, sir! What were you thinking?! I mean, thank you. Come again.

QuotesSimpsons1's tweet image. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. 

On the best-seller list for 18 months! Every magazine cover had it!... most popular movies of all time, sir! What were you thinking?!

I mean, thank you. Come again.

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"HARRY SULLIVAN IS AN IMBECILLE!" One of many reasons why we love Revenge of the Cybermen, and you can find out the rest by listening to the latest episode of @ReviewofDeath!

💥 #RoD Ep103. Revenge of the Cybermen is available to stream wherever you get your podcasts! SPOTIFY: buff.ly/3t3pcgG APPLE PODCASTS: buff.ly/3uCPoPw

ReviewofDeath's tweet image. 💥 #RoD Ep103. Revenge of the Cybermen is available to stream wherever you get your podcasts!

SPOTIFY: buff.ly/3t3pcgG 
APPLE PODCASTS: buff.ly/3uCPoPw


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Okay Garf squad, youtooz and I made a deal, if this post can get 4.2k likes and 2420 RT, they’ll send me a Garfield plushie! Let’s make it happen!!

GarfieldTeacher's tweet image. Okay Garf squad, youtooz and I made a deal, if this post can get 4.2k likes and 2420 RT, they’ll send me a Garfield plushie! Let’s make it happen!!

mondays 😴 all new Garfield collection featuring the Garfield Miku plushie drops feb 3rd at 3pm est 🍝

youtooz's tweet image. mondays 😴 

all new Garfield collection featuring the Garfield Miku plushie drops feb 3rd at 3pm est 🍝


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If woke dies then what do the people who complain about woke do? There’s no reason to woke up in the morning.


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how😭

nocontextmemes's tweet image. how😭

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Iron Maiden. “Hallowed be thy Name”. 1985. While Harris had arguably written *the* metal anthem for the ages, it still needed Bruce to deliver it — a 7 min song with a back-half almost entirely instrumental, and by the World Slavery tour, Bruce knew exactly how to work the crowd.


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Is this real


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English actor, Anthony Daniels, on a break between scenes during the filming of "Star Wars," 1976.

LaocoonofTroy's tweet image. English actor, Anthony Daniels, on a break between scenes during the filming of "Star Wars," 1976.

Loved every episode of the acolyte, don't get the hate love my wife


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NEW: BBC reveal #DoctorWho is the most watched BBC drama amongst young people (under 35) this year, and one of the best performing for that demographic across all broadcasters/streamers this year. All episodes continue to increase in viewership, with Space Babies now nearing 6m.


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Celestial toymaker animation is incredible the most I've ever enjoyed this story


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This has to be the best Levineism of all time. We're going to be quoting this for decades.

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🤘 SLAYER released 'Undisputed Attitude' #onthisday in 1996.

Revolvermag's tweet image. 🤘 SLAYER released 'Undisputed Attitude' #onthisday in 1996.

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The cashier isn't even fast, but he's shaking his head quickly to look speedy 😭


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Bout to track this Kublai Khan guest spot, SHIT IS TEXAS HARD!!!


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