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Dirk Dagger III

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Dirk Dagger the Third, son of Dirk Dagger the Second. Proud American.

I my only regret is I never gave #SaintReagan a blowjob. #GodBlessAmerica


We hold these truths to be self evident: Hillary wants to set us all on fire. #StopAskingMeForProof #HillaryForPrison


If you don't tolerate my intolerance that makes you intolerant. #CheckmateLiberals


Statistically speaking, all statistics are biased against me. #TrueAmerican #Republican #UnskewThePolls


Like @realDonaldTrump, my immigration stance is also hardening. Especially when a #libcuck calls me dirty names. Insult me more.


When I criticize nonwhites I'm #TellingLikeItIs, but if you acknowledge the racial aspect of my criticism, you're racist. #CheckmateLiberals


As a #conservative, I literally cannot conceive of helping someone for any reason other than securing votes


When #Libtards try to help people, it's just for votes. Vote #Republican, and I promise, we won't help anyone but ourselves.


Those blond chicks on #FOX are the only women whose opinions I respect. #RealAmerican #OthersAreTooHormonal


I am the best. Me. Just the greatest. Believe me.


A new constitutional amendment. Guarantee the right to vape. You can have my ecig when you pry it from my cold dead hands


If my #money went helping people, then what would I light my #cigars with? #EndEntitlementPrograms #TaxationIsTheft


I practice a very particular strain of #Christianity that holds that the Biblical #Jesus was a #pussy. #Conservative #ProudAmerican


I am but a humble man of the land, and so is my butler. #RealAmerica #ImNotOutOfTouch


Freedom of Religion... Supremacy of Christianity... Potato Potato. #DontTreadOnMe


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