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I love how astrology went from sun sign horoscopes to everyone knowing their entire chart
me advocating me advocating for myself for others
I always knew I leaned toward my sun and moon in Sagittarius when Rapidash became my spirit Pokémon 🔥🦄
The boston tea party was a historical moment that we’re taught in school when people rioted and protested against tax on tea. Now people are doing the same over the murder of an unarmed black man and suddenly it’s unethical and unamerican. spot the difference for me.
third degree murder is when you shove someone and they accidentally hit their head and die. not when you kneel on a person's neck for 7 mins, even after they tell you they can't breathe.
If you needed a sign not to spend your stimulus check on random bullshit, this is it.
I wore makeup for NOT EVEN THREE HOURS and my skin acts like I threw it in a pit of dirt and filth from that which it cannot return.
millennials want healthcare and for the super rich not to exploit the poor and for the earth not to die and boomers are like well i make $250,000/year and if my taxes go up i will only be able to take my wife (who i hate) on two tropical vacations a year instead of three, so no
I want MySpace back, because it kept bitches in line. Reorganizing your friends/crushes on your profile was such a boss move. Like sorry Katie looks like you’re number 2 today, and brad you’re not even on the roster anymore... better luck next week if you step up your game
Dentist: “Okay now just don’t eat any hard foods or really hot foods like nachos or soup.” Me: “Okay but I’m really craving chips and queso rn...”
tinder is literally a project designed by the US military to break women down to the point where they just say fuck it and marry a random army dude after two weeks so they never have to receive another “haha wyd” text
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