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Merry says we may have to shag our way out of captivity. Suspect Merry looking forward to it, useless wassock.
Told Boromir I did not feel ready to commit, so he went and got himself shot by Orcs. Honestly. Humans so oversensitive sometimes.
Boromir wrote me a poem. Merry says I am leading him on. Poem not very good. Did not rhyme. Feel slighted.
Aragorn washed his hair. Hurrah. Maybe it really was him under all the bubbles.
Lothlorien v. pretty. Accidentally walked in on Gimli taking a bath. And was that Aragorn hiding under all the bubbles?
Everyone still morose. Legolas ponced off to have 3,000-year-old elf prince sulk.
Gandalf dead. In attempt to cheer up Fellowship, Legolas took off all his clothes and performed scenes from Silmarillion: The Musical.
Caught Legolas waxing soles of Aragorn’s boots, explaining why Aragorn keeps collapsing into his arms. Aragorn still not washed hair.
V. dark in mines of Moria. Still a relief as means Boromir can't complain how Aragorn is insensitive, stuck up git with hobbit fixation.
Always thought blowing the Horn of Gondor was supposed to summon armies of the West? Apparently not. V. educational, all the same.
Sam all wrong about Boromir. Very nice man. Invited me to go for walk with him tonight, said he would let me blow Horn of Gondor. Can't wait
Has been twenty-five days since met Aragorn and he has not yet washed his hair. Is really starting to bother me.
Joined Fellowship of Ring for a lark. Everyone v. nice except Legolas seems a bit testy.
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