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pulpy

@pulpy

Realistic @mancity fan | Out of work Social Media Manager | retired @Twitch Partner | 6’4

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Self appreciation post. From 255kg I’m down at 171kg. Taken 5 or so years but here we are. Currently the lightest I’ve weighed in over 15 years. I’ve taken some shit over the years believe me. No self esteem, no confidence, no meaningful relationships. Yet here we are. Happy…

pulpy's tweet image. Self appreciation post. 

From 255kg I’m down at 171kg. Taken 5 or so years but here we are.

Currently the lightest I’ve weighed in over 15 years. I’ve taken some shit over the years believe me. No self esteem, no confidence, no meaningful relationships. 

Yet here we are. Happy…

We need a midfielder in January minimum.

Mateo Kovacic has developed pain in his heel caused by calcification and will now need to undergo surgery, according to Sportske Novosti. The #ManCity midfielder’s recovery is likely to take around four months, seeing him return in late February/early March. [via @TheCroatian_]



This is what we do with modern day tacticos who go to bed at night watching Excel Spreadsheets instead of VPN restricted content.

Cherki is allergic to defending. I know the structure is bad and it's giving Bournemouth ALL DAY on the ball but this guy is walking.



One centre back? And it’s this donkey! This team loses 10 nil each week.

BREAKING: Gianluigi Donnarumma has been included in the 2025 @FIFPRO Men's #World11. Full XI: Donnarumma; Hakimi, Van Dijk, Mendes; Palmer, Bellingham, Pedri, Vitinha; Yamal, Mbappe, Dembele.



These accounts just make shit up for clout. Worst part is all the brain rot generation actually believe this. Get em blocked.

🚨 Roy Keane “Wirtz worth £116M? Behave yourself. City picked up Cherki, Reijnders & Ait-Nouri all for £113M. All starters, all impact. L'pool spent a fortune on one lad who’s not done half of what Cherki’s done. That’s not ambition, that’s bad business”



Chatting with the lads about todays impressive @ManCity win


City won 3-1 against a genuinely decent footballing team who had a right go. Haaland bagged two. Cherki two assists. Lots more outstanding performances. My timeline: Rinsing Savinho. Some of you are so far invested in the hate economy you can’t experience joy anymore.


Anthony Taylor is a bit of a wanker ain’t he?


Horny

These two 🤝🤯

ManCity's tweet image. These two 🤝🤯


Easy

pulpy's tweet image. Easy

5-1 City today 🤌🏻


Cherki STARTS! 🇫🇷



Is it just me or is football content at the point of oversaturated shite? I don’t look forward to anything anymore. Match of The Day, ruined by YouTube highlights straight after a game. Soccer Saturday, boring format with mediocre former players. Soccer AM, replaced with…


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Today is the birthday of former Germany striker, Stefan Kuntz. His unfortunate name became a long-running joke on Fantasy Football League in the 90s. And here’s the John Motson clip which started it all off. Just brilliant.


Imagine being a calm 43 year old man not being eligible for car insurance on a family members policy because I’m too high risk. Only cost me 2 grand to learn, one failed theory, one failed test, one accident (not my fault) and 9 months to be told to get fucked.


Think Cherki and Marmoush have to start at the weekend now. Been excellent all night.


Naughty from Liam Delap that.


Doku claiming that. Have some shame man!


Sky Sports multi-view is shite pass it on.


SKY Sports Content in 2025

Sky Sports and Baller League UK have extended their partnership into a second season of the six-a-side competition, ensuring Sky Sports and NOW remain its exclusive home on linear! 🔥⚽️

SkySports's tweet image. Sky Sports and Baller League UK have extended their partnership into a second season of the six-a-side competition, ensuring Sky Sports and NOW remain its exclusive home on linear! 🔥⚽️


Genuinely wish we lived in a world where grown ass adults would communicate like normal and not leave people on read. Once is acceptable. More than that is just insulting. Either learn to be a respectful person or fuck off.


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