pulpy's profile picture. Realistic @mancity fan | Out of work Social Media Manager | retired @Twitch Partner | 6’4

pulpy

@pulpy

Realistic @mancity fan | Out of work Social Media Manager | retired @Twitch Partner | 6’4

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Self appreciation post. From 255kg I’m down at 171kg. Taken 5 or so years but here we are. Currently the lightest I’ve weighed in over 15 years. I’ve taken some shit over the years believe me. No self esteem, no confidence, no meaningful relationships. Yet here we are. Happy…

pulpy's tweet image. Self appreciation post. 

From 255kg I’m down at 171kg. Taken 5 or so years but here we are.

Currently the lightest I’ve weighed in over 15 years. I’ve taken some shit over the years believe me. No self esteem, no confidence, no meaningful relationships. 

Yet here we are. Happy…

That @ManCity are a one man team myth bollocks is going away in style. Bring on Sunday!


To think there was plenty of blues who wrote Phil Foden off last year. Pays to sit on your shitty takes and never let them loose in public eh?


If Savinho doesn’t score in the first 10 minutes tonight this timeline will have the pitchforks well and truly out.


Still absolutely looking for a job. This time of year is just so hard to find anything let alone get a reply. It’s insane. So please if anyone knows of anything in Marketing, social media and/or content creation my dms are wide open. Help a brother out. Please 🥹

Back on the job hunt. Sometimes things just don’t feel right and you have to trust your gut. So we start again tomorrow 👍🏻

pulpy's tweet image. Back on the job hunt. Sometimes things just don’t feel right and you have to trust your gut.

So we start again tomorrow 👍🏻


xG my arse

When we wrote The xG Philosophy in 2019, we imagined a world where xG sat alongside the scoreline. 6 years later, Amazon Prime Vision has made it happen.

xGPhilosophy's tweet image. When we wrote The xG Philosophy in 2019, we imagined a world where xG sat alongside the scoreline.

6 years later, Amazon Prime Vision has made it happen.


Get me this guy in a City shirt.

OH MY WORD MICKY VAN DE VEN 🤯 Incredible goal by the Spurs centre half, as he runs the full length of the pitch before a fantastic finish past Kotarsi - INCREDIBLE GOAL! Watch live on @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK



Having a chat with on @WATSS_MCFC with Daps and @horseycity Join us or Savio starts ahead of Cherki tomorrow 👀youtube.com/watch?v=_zwUu5…


Steve McManaman Mint for Liverpool, very good for Real Madrid, Sunday League player when he rocked up for us at the Etihad. He hates us and being associated with us and we hate him for that even more.

What’s the worst player you’ve seen play for Manchester City?



We need a midfielder in January minimum.

Mateo Kovacic has developed pain in his heel caused by calcification and will now need to undergo surgery, according to Sportske Novosti. The #ManCity midfielder’s recovery is likely to take around four months, seeing him return in late February/early March. [via @TheCroatian_]



This is what we do with modern day tacticos who go to bed at night watching Excel Spreadsheets instead of VPN restricted content.

Cherki is allergic to defending. I know the structure is bad and it's giving Bournemouth ALL DAY on the ball but this guy is walking.



One centre back? And it’s this donkey! This team loses 10 nil each week.

BREAKING: Gianluigi Donnarumma has been included in the 2025 @FIFPRO Men's #World11. Full XI: Donnarumma; Hakimi, Van Dijk, Mendes; Palmer, Bellingham, Pedri, Vitinha; Yamal, Mbappe, Dembele.



These accounts just make shit up for clout. Worst part is all the brain rot generation actually believe this. Get em blocked.

🚨 Roy Keane “Wirtz worth £116M? Behave yourself. City picked up Cherki, Reijnders & Ait-Nouri all for £113M. All starters, all impact. L'pool spent a fortune on one lad who’s not done half of what Cherki’s done. That’s not ambition, that’s bad business”



Chatting with the lads about todays impressive @ManCity win


City won 3-1 against a genuinely decent footballing team who had a right go. Haaland bagged two. Cherki two assists. Lots more outstanding performances. My timeline: Rinsing Savinho. Some of you are so far invested in the hate economy you can’t experience joy anymore.


Anthony Taylor is a bit of a wanker ain’t he?


Horny

These two 🤝🤯

ManCity's tweet image. These two 🤝🤯


Easy

pulpy's tweet image. Easy

5-1 City today 🤌🏻


Cherki STARTS! 🇫🇷



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