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elderberry3000

@r4zorclam

No-Nonsense Zone🚫 my credit score used to be 743

Fijado

“Noo my dog not racist he’ll love you” and the nigga name is Soldier of Odin


Addicts overhear you say one thing about drugs and be like I was already smoking poison dart frogs off foil at 4 yrs old


Dat nigga stuart little should not be driving


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14 year olds on sh/ed twitter when they see Harry potter bedsheets in the dm image thumbnail.

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I used to hide behind the shed and suck on the snakes


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Couples fighting on Halloween is so fucking funny. Your girl screaming at you with tears in her eyes in front of the whole party and you’re sitting there looking stupid as fuck dressed as a hot dog


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Back in the 1800s niggas would send their lady hand drawn sketches of their meat next to a tv remote for scale


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Gooners in the Victorian Era prolly just wrote down some shit like “ample posterior” and smacked their shit to that


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Saw a nigga with a skid mark on the outside of his jeans


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Knew some good guys from 92nd Wigger Infantry


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For some reason in 2011 I’m just a random white guy in all my family photos


Getting a wave of euphoria from holding my own hand


I was born 6 times before it finally stuck


Before homeless niggas die they activate Last Stand perk and start stabbing first responders


I was always scared to give my grandma baths so I used to put her recliner in the bed of my dads truck and take her thru the car wash


Indian niggas in the barbershop chopping it up talmbout “nah that rape shii really watered down now”


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Jerry Jones in the Dallas Cowboys locker room after losing to the Panthers


That rump is to die for.


Ate an Amazon Basics shrimp burger and my vision is completely white it is painfully blinding. And there’s blood


Showing your bitch my favorite monster trucks


Asking the plug for guidance


United States Tendencias

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