elderberry3000
@r4zorclam
No-Nonsense Zone🚫 my credit score used to be 743
“Noo my dog not racist he’ll love you” and the nigga name is Soldier of Odin
Addicts overhear you say one thing about drugs and be like I was already smoking poison dart frogs off foil at 4 yrs old
14 year olds on sh/ed twitter when they see Harry potter bedsheets in the dm image thumbnail.
Couples fighting on Halloween is so fucking funny. Your girl screaming at you with tears in her eyes in front of the whole party and you’re sitting there looking stupid as fuck dressed as a hot dog
Back in the 1800s niggas would send their lady hand drawn sketches of their meat next to a tv remote for scale
Gooners in the Victorian Era prolly just wrote down some shit like “ample posterior” and smacked their shit to that
Saw a nigga with a skid mark on the outside of his jeans
Knew some good guys from 92nd Wigger Infantry
For some reason in 2011 I’m just a random white guy in all my family photos
Before homeless niggas die they activate Last Stand perk and start stabbing first responders
I was always scared to give my grandma baths so I used to put her recliner in the bed of my dads truck and take her thru the car wash
Indian niggas in the barbershop chopping it up talmbout “nah that rape shii really watered down now”
Jerry Jones in the Dallas Cowboys locker room after losing to the Panthers
Ate an Amazon Basics shrimp burger and my vision is completely white it is painfully blinding. And there’s blood
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