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🎶… and when I’m back in Chicago I feel it (dudes talking about deep dish pizza in his mouth)
Fun fact: Olympic gymnast Giorgia Villa is sponsored by Parmigiano Reggiano and poses with wheels of cheese
Parmigiano-Reggiano is the most protein dense food on earth at 34% protein per 100g. It has more protein than chicken and beef. It is one of the most efficient sources of bioavailable nutrition humans have ever created. Fermenting it for up to 1.5 years means -easier digestion
guys! stop and shops fire safety program is called stop shop and roll! (i’m lying)
haven’t seen a fathead wall decal commercial on tv in years that’s how I know the economys not doing so hot
Schrodinger's already opened once sour cream container. Like is it moldy or not? ya feel me?
Lids manager: Are ya ready LIDS employees??? There’s nothing SQUARE about this SpongeBob Movie collab am I right?
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people are like yeah I smoke pot cause it grows in nature as if poison ivy doesn’t exist
Billy Joel pitching the song Piano Man: okay so it starts with some Harmonica
I’ll get an ad like “The perfect sweater-polo shirt exists” I have never once wondered if it did thanks anyway though
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