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Rachel

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The President is incorrect about how we choose Person of the Year. TIME does not comment on our choice until publication, which is December 6.



Slam poetry gold. *snaps*

Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Man (Person) of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!



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Ladies and Gentlemen, Senator Claire McCaskill laying out truths and facts for Orin Hatch. She doesn't play and isn't taking any nonsense. 👊🔥


The Internet Is UNDER ATTACK, Net Neutrality is Dying, and What You Can ... youtu.be/OHOkdEBpwDc via @YouTube


Proud of MY...but I am also proud of my mom...#loveyoucathy


I used to be so proud my mom sedentary lifestyle all #health #yoga #cleanliving and Fitbit was all like ha yeah, you’re below average bitch try again.


For instance, I always used to feel bad for myself for not getting enough sleep...apparently I get an average of 7-9 hours of sleep each night.


So a Fitbit is a device that you strap to your wrist, and it calls you out on your bull shit.


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FACEBOOK: Check out what’s up with your racist Uncle! INSTAGRAM: Feeling good about yourself? We’ll fix that! TWITTER: WE ARE ON THE BRINK OF WAR! MURDER GOAT HAS ESCAPED CUSTODY! CATS... IN SUNGLASSES! MURDER GOAT HAS KIDNAPPED THE ENTIRE CAST OF BALLERS! THE POPE JUST EXPLODED!


IM FINE dream dictionary maybe I just ate too late or something!!! #nowihaveacomplex


Dream dictionary is like that friend that took one psychology course and tries to tell you about your complexes


Hey. Dream Dictionary? I think YOU have some sort of sexual repression issue. Why is that the explanation of literally every entry ever?


Started my hour workout and haven’t looked at the time...thought damn I’m probably half way done...#nope

raysofmarie's tweet image. Started my hour workout and haven’t looked at the time...thought damn I’m probably half way done...#nope

When you wake up missing BAE


If you have a significant other, does that make everyone else in your life insignificant others? #ThursdayThought


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That’s right

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Seconded.


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