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God looked at my shitty, tiny frame and said hmmm...you're going to be a pansexual moron
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I couldn't think of the name of the organ for a sec and my brain called it the "black metal harpsichord"
Like damn though, I think my former roommates actually damaged me more than I thought
Damn there really do be no right answer in life and it's either everyone hates you or everyone thinks you hate them, and I'm just too exhausted to fucking try anymore. I can't fucking appease anyone, especially myself.
You can kick me out of your house, You can block me on social media, You can act like I never existed, But you can't un-lick my butthole
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS
If I am the singular thing to fuck up your life, what a sad life you have
I am no longer a doormat for sonsa bitches who don't show me an ounce of compassion or respect.
“A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinion of sheep” your mattress is on the floor
Jesus Christ what is with people trying to gaslight me all the god damn time
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Literally nobody wants Chris Pratt as Mario. Not a soul. Danny Divito is the obvious choice
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