jimi tendix
@recursionrecurs
a normal person, with golden hair, who does the right thing
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imagine how much more advertising the mad men characters could have done if they’d used a chill/lo-fi beats playlist instead of alcohol to relax at work
guy who untucks his balls too when he’s taking a piss “let ‘em live a little”
do yourself a favor and translate “tomato paste” into swahili
love to sweep and then watch parts of the pile slowly start to crawl away
the most alpha thing you can do as a musician is spend part of the intro dedicating the album to your haters. what can they do, hate you even more? that will just be the impetus for another album! checkmate
we were watching a movie in undergrad when someone dropped a glass bottle which then rolled loudly across the floor. the professor paused the movie, expecting to find a beer bottle, but found a gerbers baby food jar
calmly trying to explain to the guy thrashing around screaming i’m on fire that technically no, your clothes are on fire
new twitter ceo institutes wacky wednesday where you have to scroll up through the timeline instead of down. but just on wednesdays
*sees the tide coming in* looks like the moon’s back on its bullshit
trying to kills two birds by doing my taxes at the dentist but this angle’s not really working and the hygienist keeps blasting the forms with water
i pronounce gif with a hard g because each one is like a little presen
cheugy, thicc buck mulligan lowkey came from the stairhead, deadass bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed, which hit different
my boyfriend’s mom is a widow. oh yeah, mine too. a widow owed wady
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