Donald “Caligula” Trump
@resistomatic
The Pretorian Guard nailed Caligula with knives. In November 2020, let’s nail Trump with ballots.
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Are you a puddle pooper? I’m a puddle pooper. I think when the money is on the line we are all puddle poopers. VIVA LA PUDDLE POOPER!
I’m sorry for being such a hypocrite. Yes, it’s true, I too am a purveyor of filthy, disgusting, grotesque pre-chewed meat. Now, how much pre-chewed meat can I wrap up for you, your Mrs and those beast-fully ugly children of yours?
No I’m not a Windy Dick. I just like breaking wind. No I’m not a Dartfartilier. I’m just a quant old fashioned breaker of very serious wind. No I’m not a cheese pusher. I’m that quant old fashioned beater of very serious meat. Now join in you purveyor of filthy pre-chewed meat.
I repeat, I repeat. I am not a Dartfartilier of Americus. I’m just a quant old-fashioned windbreaker who breaks only the most serious of wind.
Now later on, hahah, we’ll conspire as we fart, fart, fart by that fire. Its a beautiful sight, yes we’re farting tonight, we’re farting in that WinTex Wonder Lane, yes we’re farting in that WinTex Wonder Lane, yes we’re farting, as we go darting, through that WinTex Wonder Lane.
In fact neither Hitler nor Braun liked the Eagle’s Nest (aka, The Tea House) because both had a fear of heights. It is said Hitler went there only once. Both Hitler and Brain spent all their time at the Berghof while at Berchtesgaden.
It doesn’t matter whether she is lying or is delusional. We must only be concerned with making sure people with mindsets similar to her’s are kept far away from positions of authority, be it political or in any other form - period.
In fact neither Hitler nor Braun liked the Eagle’s Nest (aka, The Tea House) because both had a fear of heights. It is said Hitler went there only once. Both Hitler and Brain spent all their time at the Berghof while at Berchtesgaden.
In fact neither Hitler nor Braun liked the Eagle’s Nest (aka, The Tea House) because both had a fear of heights. It is said Hitler went there only once. Both Hitler and Brain spent all their time at the Berghof while at Berchtesgaden.
In fact neither Hitler nor Braun liked the Eagle’s Nest (aka, The Tea House) because both had a fear of heights. It is said Hitler went there only once. Both Hitler and Brain spent all their time at the Berghof while at Berchtesgaden.
To be sung to the Beverly Hillbillies theme song: No I’m not a Dartfartilier, I just like breaking wind. No I’m not a Windy Dick, yes I just like breaking wind. No I’m not a Dartfartilier, I just LOVE breaking wind. I’m just that quaint, Old Fashioned breaker of very serious wind
No I’m not Dartfartilier, I just love breaking wind. No I’m not a Windy Dick, yes I just love breaking wind. No I’m not a Dartfartilier I just love breaking wind. Yes, I’m just an quaint, old fashioned breaker of very serious wind.
No I’m not a Dartfartilier of Americus and yes me thinks you were told to unite in a very special (if not so common) cause. Well you didn’t unite now I hate to say it but your in for a fight potentially the fight of your life a fight this night with me and my good old friend Bony
No I’m not a wintra-dick-at-ease, I just like breaking wind with graceful ease. I’m just that quant old-fashioned windy dick.
Now, later on (haha) we’ll conspire as we fart, fart, fart by that fire. Oh, it’s a beautiful sight oh yes we’re farting tonight, we’re farting in that WinTex Wonder Lane, Oh, yes we’re farting, as we go darting, through that WinTex Wonder Lane - Bup Pup!
Once again, for Susan Collins and all those in the @GOP looking to defend the indefensible:
DON’T FORGET YOUR TITHE TO YOUR LIEGE LORD. ITS 10% OF YOUR PRETAX GROSS INCOME. YOU MAY PAY IT BIWEEKLY, MONTHLY OR QUARTERLY. IF YOU PAY QUARTERLY, A SURCHARGE WILL BE ASSESSED. ALSO, REMEMBER TO PAY TAX ON YOUR TITHE (YOU DON’T EXPECT YOUR LIEGE LORD TO PAY THE TAX, DO YOU?)
Prior to today, Dartfartlandia was referred to as “The Grand Empire of Dartfartlandia”. Henceforth, all Dartfartlandians shall refer to their beloved homeland as “The Grand and Glorious Empire of Dartfartlandia”.
will be 10% of your pre-tax gross income. (You didn’t really expect your Liege Lord to pay the income tax on your tithe…did you?
Dartfartlandia, then you will leave your Emperor (yours truly, Zorgnantillier VIII) with no option other than to unleash the awesome and brutal power of my Royal Starza, who will then immediately proceed to seriously F**King you up. Note: The Tithe to your Liege Lord (con’t)
Duma of the Grand and Glorious Empire of Dartfartlandia. And if you choose not to obey your Emperor; or you choose not to properly tithe your Liege Lord; or you choose not to abide by each and every edict pass by the Supreme Duma of the Grand and Glorious Empire of (con’t)
I am your Emperor and I am your Liege Lord. And you will obey your Emperor and you will properly tithe your Liege Lord. But about all else, each and every citizen of the Grand and Glorious Empire of Darfartlandia will abided by each and every edict passed by the Supreme (con’t)
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