retardsofretail's profile picture.

Anonymous Employee

@retardsofretail

To the cunt who rushed in as we opened and said we should open earlier.. Go fuck yourself. Get a life, you filthy animal. #retailproblems


"These prices are outrageous! They really suck you dry, huh?" And that's what you're doing to my day. Hurry it up. #retailproblems


"There's really only 4 people working in this dept?" Makes it to the register "Hey, hun!" No, bitch. I'm making this painful. #retailrage


That amazing feeling of telling a raging cunt there's no way we're returning her item out of return policy. Suck it, bitch. #retailproblems


"You'll have to go to customer service for that." "Why?" Because I've already heard enough of your fucking mouth. Go. #retailproblems


You really waited over 30 mins for me to fill your prepaid phone because you're too fucking stupid to read instructions? #retailproblems


Yes, I'm here every fucking day of my life. Clearly I'm being punished for something. #retailproblems


I'm purposely not wearing my name tag. If I wanted you to know my name, you'd know it. #retailproblems


You fucking wait at the door for an hour for us to open but you aren't buying anything? Fucks wrong with you? #retailproblems


Anonymous Employee reposted

You can't afford your Rx, but you called a car service to bring you to the pharmacy? I'm confused...


Listening to your boss brag about how great of a manager he is. Your parents must be so fucking proud. #retailproblems


Showing up for your shift a half an hour before you open and there's already a crowd of people waiting. Fucking animals. #retailproblems


Sale for $0.87. Manager still pissed you didn't offer a credit card. #retailproblems


Oh, you close at 9? Good thing it's 8:58 and everything that could possibly go wrong does. #retailproblems


5 credit/debit cards and a wad of cash but you have to write a fucking check? Of course the machine won't take it. #retailproblems


Let me just pull it out of my ass. #retailproblems

retardsofretail's tweet image. Let me just pull it out of my ass. #retailproblems

"Today is flying by! Dude, I'm so out of here... Oh, 7 more hours to go?" Fuck my life. #retailproblems


Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.