Anonymous Employee
@retardsofretail
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To the cunt who rushed in as we opened and said we should open earlier.. Go fuck yourself. Get a life, you filthy animal. #retailproblems
"These prices are outrageous! They really suck you dry, huh?" And that's what you're doing to my day. Hurry it up. #retailproblems
"There's really only 4 people working in this dept?" Makes it to the register "Hey, hun!" No, bitch. I'm making this painful. #retailrage
That amazing feeling of telling a raging cunt there's no way we're returning her item out of return policy. Suck it, bitch. #retailproblems
"You'll have to go to customer service for that." "Why?" Because I've already heard enough of your fucking mouth. Go. #retailproblems
You really waited over 30 mins for me to fill your prepaid phone because you're too fucking stupid to read instructions? #retailproblems
Yes, I'm here every fucking day of my life. Clearly I'm being punished for something. #retailproblems
I'm purposely not wearing my name tag. If I wanted you to know my name, you'd know it. #retailproblems
You fucking wait at the door for an hour for us to open but you aren't buying anything? Fucks wrong with you? #retailproblems
You can't afford your Rx, but you called a car service to bring you to the pharmacy? I'm confused...
Listening to your boss brag about how great of a manager he is. Your parents must be so fucking proud. #retailproblems
Showing up for your shift a half an hour before you open and there's already a crowd of people waiting. Fucking animals. #retailproblems
Oh, you close at 9? Good thing it's 8:58 and everything that could possibly go wrong does. #retailproblems
5 credit/debit cards and a wad of cash but you have to write a fucking check? Of course the machine won't take it. #retailproblems
"Today is flying by! Dude, I'm so out of here... Oh, 7 more hours to go?" Fuck my life. #retailproblems
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