Watch me commit reputational suicide as I defend “transphobes” like @RuPaul & @jk_rowling, black conservatives, and most of all free speech in my manifesto (communist pun intended): “This PC witch-hunt is killing free speech, and we have to fight it:” medium.com/@sarahadowney/…
I'm selling my Mazda MX-5, S566 NRA. Let me know if you'd like to have a look at it. #mazda #mx5 #s566nra
THE FAILED CARTOGRAPHER (Palindrome) Demand a hill, at solid nadir…. Damn it— One morn I saw I was in Rome, not in Madrid, and I lost all I had named....
I used to be able to solve the utilities puzzle but I'm really struggling now for some reason.
DATE: I'm leaving ME: Why? D: You keep pretending to be a bat M: I don't D: You're doing it right now [a single tear rolls up my forehead]
Luke: I’M GONNA KILL YOU DARTH VADER! Darth Vader: Hi gonna kill you Darth Vader I’m dad
"it says on ur resume that ur good at saying unexpected things?" yes i am. … "but i thougt u were gona say something unexp-- oh wow ur good"
(after hearing the library has games , i arrive at the front desk, disguised as a non-gamer) er.. im here for some.. book's
streamline your fears by combining two and only being afraid of the composite (e.g. clownfish, shadow puppets, police horses)
Ive never related to a vending machine more in my life
"I love u" "Umm isn't it a bit too soon to say I love you?" "Oh ha I meant the letter U. What's your fav u word? Mine is Unreciprocated lol"
thte international space station is visible from earth at the following times: Nerd Time
What's made of brass, and, sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones.
Me: man there are so many things I could do right now Depression: why don't you just sit and stare for a while? Me: OK
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