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Robert Prus

@robert__prus

Introverted extrovert. Everyday carry’r. Fitness enthusiast. Die hard pro wrestling fan. Gangster for capitalism.

Real Ass Dude of the Week

Man chokes girlfriend after she claimed his fart smelled horrible, police say bit.ly/36sUH36

WFLA's tweet image. Man chokes girlfriend after she claimed his fart smelled horrible, police say bit.ly/36sUH36


I am yet to see a nice car with Bernie Sanders bumper sticker. It’s always something like a 2005 Chevy Monte Carlo with tail lights made of red tape, reeking of cigarettes and burning oil.


If your mechanical watch doesn’t hack or handwind you can go fuck yourself.


Straws are the beer of drink ware.


“... it’s like... you know what I mean?” - Dave Meltzer


Loved all the wrestling journalists being self important and pretending to be “real” journalists while blogging and yapping these past few weeks about the geo-political ramifications of #WWECrownJewel. Now please go back to complaining about WWE’s bad booking.


Always losing the important games, looking like a creep RT @ChelseaGrint: What code of conduct did Leavitt violate?


Thanks, high horse'd nerds RT @APStylebook AP is pronouncing 2010 as "twenty-ten."


It's not that I hate football necessarily, it's that I hate people talking about it. They all sound like dumb, American, hillbilly yokels.


Patchouli = my jacket + last night's cigarette smoke + Fabreeze + Old Spice


It always saddens me when I see an old person driving the same make&model as I am.It makes my sensible car choice seem like a bad decision.


Amazing night of fun and slight debauchery. I'm off to bed, and will probably be a little hung over tomorrow. Fuck.shit.balls.


Like Jenny from Forest Gump in the 70's, coke'd out with a giant fucking nose. It's her, here, now. Bizarro World.


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