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Jessica Harris

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I want a dining room table that can turn into a craps table, and a coffee table that can turn into a puzzle palace, please.


Home Depot should have a first aid section and a beer section


I just renovated my entire place with vinyl spackle 😀😳


The Devil’s name is Citristrip


I am so proud of my Tiktok algorithm


A hot bowl of Ramen in a heat wave? Still worth it


Good morning stimulus check😘😘😘


Thanks to everyone who voted early!!! I didn’t have to wait in line today


I discovered refillable printer ink cartridges and now i can save for a house


Before, the fireworks were in three places. Now they are everywhere. #best4thofjulyever #fireworksnyc


When you discover wigs and your business triples..


Are all the politicians gonna get sick? Cause none of them are wearing masks and gloves, or social distancing.... #coronavirus #politics


My neighbor is high risk for the Coronavirus. She’s going to church tomorrow. She’s risking her life to ask God for protection.


How do you explain to a 3-year old that a scissors cupcake isn’t funny?


You can't control reality, but if you control your reaction to reality then reality can't control you.


Do I really want rainbows everywhere? #Bookediting #layoutchoices


Pro Tip: How do I get out of Jury Duty? Tell them you are a fortune teller and a movement analyst.


We aren't special, but we can do special things


Our celebration of freedom sounds like war


Stay hydrated and stand up straight and you can have whatever you want


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