The Rules Of Tech Support
@rulesoftsupport
A tech support drone fighting the good fight...and mostly losing. I think I'm done with this, I'm at @edsolizvoice
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The Tales of Tech Support - Lower Decks
I thought malware implied the existence of bienware?
Family tech support is the lowest level of hell, I am so thankful my parents don't own a computer.
Lifetime, free IT support to parents is the worst. I mean, I would rather me deal with them than a stranger, but still. Parent: I got this email from Amazon that my package is on hold and I need to respond with account verification. Me: Did you order anything from Amazon?…
I think this needs to be put on a plaque.
The reason IT support people are so bitter is that YOU (I mean YOU) cannot rationally describe the problem: You: The Internet is down IT: How do you know the Internet is down? You: I can't get email. IT: Is it possible that the email servers are down and the Internet is working…
Overheard: "I have to download an app for a meeting and I have an iPhone 8." Oof. This isn't going to end well #techsupport #IT
Anyone ever taken the 5th in a status meeting? Asking for a friend.
I swear the quality control at @Whataburger has become non-existent. What used to be Old Reliable is not a crap shoot.
You know what would be funny? Nothing. How dare you find any pockets of joy in your one chance at a life. Every day should be a struggle and every taste of anything more than paste a regret of indulgence. If only everyone did this, everything would be better.
A tale in two tweets.
Fewer things more depressing than pulling up to an empty office parking lot on a Friday night.
I feel like Retro Computing might be an actually effective way to become a good Programmer today.
Programmers be like:
Periodic reminder I am better than you. My computer has a cigarette lighter because I'm cool as fuck.
It amuses me whenever lackeys capitalize "Senior Management" in emails like they're the Pope or something.
Not sure which is needier: @LinkedIn or @MicrosoftTeams The first constantly pestering me to get Premium and the second constantly pestering me to turn on notifications...NOT TODAY SATAN.
Problem: Workstation stuck at 'click here to continue' screen. Solution: Clicked there to continue. Sometimes the tickets just write themselves. #techsupport #computers #IT
Microsoft Teams: Your company's org chart has moved! Me: Eh. I already know I'm at the bottom.
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